Adventures in the Sin Bin

Synopsis: A virgin finds himself in an awkward love triangle after he gets into the habit of loaning out his van to his friends for their sexual encounters.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Billy Federighi
Production: Phase 4 Films
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
106 min
Website
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HALLOWINSKI!

BRIAN,

WERE YOU DRINKING?

NO. I SWEAR,

OFFICER TOTSCH.

COUNT BACKWARDS:

FROM TEN.

NINE...

EIGHT...

SEVEN--

YOU MISSED TEN.

I GOING TO ADMINISTER

A BREATHALYZER.

NO, I SWEAR I DIDN' DRINK ANYTHING!

THEN WHERE ARE:

YOUR SHOES?

STOP HYPERVENTILATING.

BRIAN,

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

0.0? WHAT THE F***

ARE YOU A NARC?

[DOG BARKING]

[CAR ENGINE]

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

HEY THERE.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

INTERESTING NIGHT.

HAD A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE

OVER BY ST. JULIANNA.

GOT OUT OF CONTROL

REAL FAST.

YOUR MA CALLED ME

ABOUT HELPING TO FIX

THE BATHROOM DOOR THIS WEEK.

IT'S OKAY,

I'LL FIX IT.

IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD

IF I FIX THE DOOR, BRIAN.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

BUT, THANKS.

IS YOUR:

BROTHER HOME?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU

THE SAME THING:

THAT I TOLD THAT J.O.

WHEN HE WAS YOUR AGE:

IF YOU START F***IN' AROUND,

I WILL KNOCK YOUR DICK OFF.

YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH

COUPLE YEARS.

I KNOW YOU MAY NO WANT TO TALK TO A MEMBER

OF THE ILLINOIS LAW

ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITY,

BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME

FOR EVERYTHING.

IF YOU WANT, WE'LL GO

GET A BEEF SANDWICH

AND DO SOME:

PROBLEM-SOLVING.

OR IF YOU WANT TO TALK

TO SOMEBODY ELSE,

THERE'S "JESUS AND ME"

OVER AT MARY SEAT.

BUNCH OF KIDS GET TOGETHER

AND TALK ABOUT WHA MAKES 'EM FEEL BAD...

AND JESUS.

MAYBE I'LL CHECK IT OUT.

THANK YOU.

TALK ABOUT GOD:

AND SH*T.

GOOD NIGHT.

GET SOME SLEEP YOU

LITTLE PIMP.

[ALARM CLOCK TICKING]

[ALARM GOING OFF]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

HEY BUD.

I THOUGHT THAT WE TALKED

ABOUT NOT PARKING IN THE LOT?

YEAH, I CAN'T BE

LATE TO CLASS.

YOU GUYS CAN'T USE

THE VAN ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN

MEANING TO TELL YOU

ABOUT THESE MUSHROOMS

THAT KEEP GROWING IN

THE BACK ON THE CARPET.

WAIT, WHAT DID

YOU SAY?

I'M RETIRING THE SIN BIN.

YOU'RE MESSING

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