Adult Life Skills Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
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You're a bully.
Does he still love the Spice Girls?
Ah, leave him alone.
He's a lot taller than I remember,
not that actually means anything.
disappointing encounter
with a basketball
player in Koh Samui.
Apparently it has nothing to do with
height, or feet, or anything like that.
There were these guys,
Korean guys,
and basically they measured them
and they found out it's all
to do with the
second and fourth digit?
So the key is look at a guy's hand.
You need to listen to me.
Wait!
You need to listen otherwise
you're gonna end up with some nice guy
whose got a broad digital ratio
and your vagina's never gonna forgive ya.
So you've already bumped
into the prodigal one?
Hey, what are ya doin' 'ere?
Ummm
Savin' the day!
I'm helpin' her out with the kid's company
while Maggie's off.
So you've dressed accordingly?
Yes.
That's just not appropriate footwear.
Wot? I'm Miss Scarlett.
This is my contempory interpretation.
I'm getting into my part
Stanislavski style.
Do you think Stanislavski wore porn shoes?
Uhh, they're your porn shoes.
Oh f***!
Hang on!
I need you to play the victim.
- Wot?!
- Ha ha!
So you snog anyone then?
Only in a mirror.
Maybe you should become a lesbian.
D'ya know what I just think?
You need to get 'bout more in
touch with yourself.
- You know what, try Yoga,
- Ugh.
- ...meditate, and honestly
- Stop.
- ...when I was on this island
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no, you promised
that when you came back
you wouldn't be a wanker.
Well...
should've come with me like
you were supposed to.
Then you'd be a wanker too.
That doesn't make any sense.
Ahhh, this is takin' ages.
Cuz you're such a fat, f***in', b*tch!
Come on!
Look!
C'mon.
Right!
I want ya... to survey
the scene.
Somethin'...
is wrong.
Things... don't add up.
Look at the people.
How are they behavin'?
What are they hidin'?
How...
do they give themselves away?
She's alive, case solved.
It's only a game.
A rubbish one.
Right!
Let's go and interview Miss Scarlett!
Then we're gonna look
at a capsule of information
about the victim.
Come on!
You look like Clint Eastwood.
My name is Clint.
Hmmm, very funny.
Why?
You're serious?
Yeah.
My dad is a cowboy,
blows buildings up with dynamite.
What? Like a re-enacter?
Yeah, and that's what I wanna do
when I grow up.
D'ya wanna see the fastest
gunslinger in the West?
See it?
You didn't do it.
Yeah, I know, it's a joke.
It's not funny.
One.
Four.
Two.
- Four.
- Three.
Four.
Four.
Four.
- Six.
- Four.
- Four. Four. Four.
- Fourteen.
Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God,
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