Adult Life Skills Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
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Please do not use the oars as weapons.
I repeat. Do not use the oars as weapons.
(? Tom ?) you little sh*t
you're driving me mad.
F***in' hell!
You tryin' to kill me?
Marion, have you got my cup of tea?
Marion?
It's next door's daughter
and her little boy.
I guess that means there's not long now.
(Renew Automatically)
(Thanks for renewing your website, Billy!)
Taadaa!
Hi!
When did you get back?
Yesterday.
Got to wait to two weeks for
my flat so I'd come home.
Get my sister to do my washing.
Show off my tan.
How are you feelin'?
Yeah, good!
Bit jet-lagged.
Menstruating like a walrus but...
nothin' new there.
F***in' hell you livin' in here?
Yeah, I just needed some space.
There's not a lot of space in here!
My God, do you remember when you, me,
and Billy used to make dens in here?
and your Mum would turn off the electricity
to get us to go in for our tea?
Can't get used to it.
It's being in the sun every day...
I've been really good about
I don't think I've got any skin damage.
Hi, Patrick.
How are you?
Yeah, you're right, I have lost weight.
So...
I've got something for you.
You're gonna be 30!
What we gonna do for it then?
Nuthin'.
Awww, we gotta do somethin'.
Why?
Alright, why don't we have a...
Happy Unbirthday Night.
It'd be fun!
Ah no, I just needed to renew the domain.
Oh, yes!
I've got it downloaded.
I've missed ya.
I missed you.
In a minute.
Hi!
You okay?
- Yeah!
- Your Mum came to the office.
You lookin' for a flat?
O God, my Mum can just f*** off!
I like your badges.
The green one for?
I dunno.
I think we should get badges for
Adult Life Skills...
You know like...
changing a car tire or...
or sewing...
in a restaurant.
Or knitting.
- Is that Brendan Mayer?
- Yeah.
- So when did he move back?
- He's come back to write his masterpiece.
What the hell you wearin'?
Are you lookin' for faces?
Yeah.
You're very good at spottin' them.
Maybe you could get a
badge for looking for faces
Show us your lunch box, Linford!
Hi, Brendan!
How ya doin' ya big sexy beast?
Your buttocks are like
glistening orbs in the morning dew.
Sorry but interrupting is my attempt
to objectifying you.
You do realize Anna's havin'
a piss right now don't ya?.
Can ya not see the steam?
- Ahh God!
- Yeah, maybe give her a tissue or a wet wipe.
(? garbled ?)
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry,
I, so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
In fact,
There are other nettles down there
so be careful there.
You do not want a nettle on your fanny.
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