A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Page #2

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Size 9 shoe.

Mm-hm.

You know what they say.

'Big shoe, big uterus.

I'll bring friends.

Real sorry.

If you excuse me, I see an

old friend just showed up.

I'll talk to you later.

Okay.

Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you too.

Hey, fucko.

Excuse me.

I'm really mad, actually.

What's wrong with this guy?

Bye, guys.

Daddy's gotta go home.

One more for the road.

Shotgun!

Oh!

Michael.

I wasn't ready. Throw another.

A**hole.

You're supposed to catch that.

Come on, baby,

we're going.

Bye. Guys.

Bye, Katie.

I'm sorry if I got beer

on your baby.

You, you.

Where have you been?

I'm sorry. There was

a mess in the studio.

There was this

buzzing undertone

that was bending me over

and f***ing me in the ass.

Yeah. I'm not seeing

any doughnuts.

You specifically

said get the glazed.

They didn't have glazed.

I tried. There was jelly.

There was Boston cream.

Jelly, Boston cream.

Eric, I have a whole package

of ginger candies in my bag.

Hi, Willow.

Mmm, thank you.

But we're gonna be okay.

McCRUDDEN:

I found you a big brown naked!

I can't get it off!

I can't shake it off!

Hey, everybody

naked in the pool.

Well, that's a half hour

ahead of schedule.

Yeah! Anybody?

Anybody?

Oh, you all suck.

Chickenshit.

Want me to go to Brent's?

Pick up Entenmann's?

Don't worry about it.

Now I'm gonna go jump

in that pool

because McCrudden

is dying in there alone.

That's what friends do.

See, they don't leave each other hanging.

Where's your patriotism?

My man.

I got you.

My f***ing BlackBerry.

Dad, what are you

doing here?

Uh, hmm.

Oh, yeah, I own the place.

Cherie, this is my son, Eric.

Hi.

He's told me all about you.

Ah, yeah.

Great party. Thanks for

letting us sleep it off.

No problem.

Hm. It must have been

quite a fiesta.

Oh, yeah,

I guess so.

Did the best I could

with the turds.

I know you did, Bill. I wish you would

have let me know you were coming out.

Maybe we can throw someone

down on a couch.

Ah, we're not staying.

I just came out for the day to do a

meet-and-greet with the brokers.

Brokers?

You got the message, right?

I saw that you called.

I'm putting the house

on the market.

What? Wait, you're selling

our house?

Ah, I'm hardly ever

out here anymore.

It's time to unload.

But hey, what about me?

I'm always out here.

My friends are always out here.

So make me an offer.

Ah. Ha-ha-ha.

Dad, come on.

I don't ask you for anything.

How about this?

We go get breakfast.

We talk over

the house situation.

Maybe we all can chip in

for utilities?

Ah, I'm a little pressed

for time, kiddo.

We're gonna go play a quick nine

and then gotta get back.

Cherie's never played before.

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