20 Year Old Virgins

All together.

A cherry pie?

No, dude.

A tomato!

Dude, 'cause if you

get one of the ripe ones,

like, you get those

little ridges at the end of it

and they give you that extra sensation.

Okay, so what are the bananas for?

You're not gonna tell me its to

shove up your ass or something, is it?

No.

It's for us to eat.

Wait a minute.

How do you know what the

real thing feels like anyway?

Dude, you just gotta trust

me on this one, okay?

Dude, I'm not fucking a tomato.

Dude, don't knock it until you try it.

Check it out,

just carve out one of these tomatoes,

you know, just carve it right

through the center.

All right, depending on the

size of your little Wang,

you know, you can make it big or small

and then you can slide it on in there.

Look.

This.

Or you could just like, hump

away, all right?

Dude.

I bet if you use this it would have only

taken you a minute or two.

I would have been here earlier, but like,

the damn stop sign wouldnt change.

Must be broken or something.

Dude, you interrupted my online date

with a hot babe for this?

Speaking of hot babes,

have you seen our hot new neighbor?

Dude, we have a hot new neighbor?

Dude, we've got a hot new neighbor!

No way!

Dude, dude, dude.

(whispering)

Holy shit.

Oh, man, that's hot.

You're telling me.

Dude.

Dude, I just want a slice of that.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah.

Dude, do we still have those pizza coupons

in the kitchen?

Where are you gonna go?

Anywhere but this whorehouse.

You're not being reasonable.

It wasn't like you think.

Yeah, yeah, once you go black, baby.

I never go back, that's really good.

(moaning)

Can we at least talk about it?

You know what, no, I'm

done talking about it, okay?

Just pack up my shit,

I'll be back for it in a couple days.

Where are you gonna be?

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