10 Rules for Sleeping Around Page #2

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for a minute.

ask her.

What's going on?

I have to ask you something.

Sure.

You know it's only taking me this long to propose to you because..

I don't want us to end up miserable like my folks,

because they constantly broke..

I can still hear my mom said..

No money comes in the door,

love flies out the window.

I love you.

-I keep telling you, it doesn't matter to me.

We'll do our house up, and we'll sell it..

And it'll be our little nest egg, you and i.

Thank god we pulled the plug on that fru fru decorator guy..

Otherwise our nest egg, will be a tree house.

That's besides the point, that's your money.

I don't want it.

I'm sorry that our sex life hasn't exactly been..

-Ben, don't worry. You know what?

We've both been really busy and you're focusing on the business, it's fine.

Right. No, wrong.

-Wrong.

Way wrong.

Okay, i've been thinking about something.

I don't even know how to say this.

I'm nervous.

-It's okay.

I think..

That the way to take our relationship

to the next level..

Yeah..

Is..

-It's okay.

I'm gonna say yes..

Well..

Will you have a threesome with me?

Well, you.. I can't wait to get you f*** me.

Because i have a surprise..

Probably Chlamydia..

Hurry up.

Really?

Really you'll have a threesome with me?

Definitely.

I've always wanted to know

what it would be like with..

Two guys.

The only question is, tomorrow morning do i text you

or do i nudge you.

What's up, cool breeze?

How did it go?

Awful, the worst possible way it could have gone..

Then you didn't sell it right.

I definitely sold it, she said yes.

Then what's the problem?

Hey, is that you?

Oh my God.

Hi.

Matt!

How are you?

-So good to see you.

You still look amazing.

Nice to see some things don't change.

You still look like you're in shape.

You always did like breaking a sweat.

-Yeah, i remember our litte work out.

Let's do punch tomorrow.

i'm only in town for two days on business.

We got a lot of catching up to do.

9am. Lugo's.

Okay.

-See you tomorrow.

Bye.

Hello.. Who was that?

Matt.

Exboyfriend Matt?

Highschool pole vaulter Matt..

Damn, he can stick it to me anytime.

Ladies..

Perfect time.

A threeway?

Ben can't even get a boner

with a cat in the room.

Matt would never share me with anyone.

At least Benny's getting laid.

I wonder what the Yanks are doing tonight?

It's not slutty,

we're evolved.

It's so European.

Great, i'm gonna have some guy's balls

in my face.

I'm gonna kill Vince.

We're here at the palatial estate of media Tsar,

Jeffery Field.

His legendary summer, starstudded

la Dolce Vita Ball is the party of the season.

The place to be.

Security is tight.

But i had a chance to sit down with the..

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