The Change-Up Page #29
Daddy.
Hi, sugarbug,
come here.
Give me a hug, sweetie.
(GROANS) Good morning.
You smell like a pillow.
Stay here, talk to me.
Sit on that chair.
Tell me about school.
I want to know what you
learned yesterday, okay?
And I want
to hear everything.
Did you know that atoms are
smaller than a grain of sand?
How amazing is that?
So amazing!
And everything on this
planet is made out of atoms.
Which is kind
of strange
because I think that means that
I'm the same as a piece of fruit
or a fish
or this chair!
(GASPS)
I'm me. God, I'm me.
Thank you. Thank you.
God, look at that.
Gorgeous!
God, it's so good
to be back!
Oh, yeah.
Welcome home.
I missed you.
Look at that,
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(ZIPPING UP)
Hi.
I left my purse.
But you left your
phone in your purse.
Yeah.
Right.
I just wanted to apologize,
because I know
that I probably came off a
little aggressive last night,
and I just
wanted to say sorry.
No.
Don't apologize.
I apologize.
I probably came off
a little gay last night.
I hope you will allow me the opportunity
to straighten things out for you.
Hey, guess what?
It's breakfast time.
Do you want to
get some breakfast?
Yeah.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here in the sight of God
to unite this man and
this woman in the...
(TIRES SCREECH)
Mitch, you came.
I'm very, very touched.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Dad.
Ooh!
F*** me!
This must be my new mom.
Hi, Mitch Planko.
Good. Thank you.
She's holding onto me.
Okay, good, let go.
Keep away from him.
The man's a pervert.
ALL:
Happy anniversary,Jamie and Dave!
For those of you who don't know
me, my name is Mitch Planko.
I was that nut sack's
best man 10 years ago.
Here we go.
When we were kids, Dave and I,
we had a lot of big plans.
Dave, he was going
to be an astronaut,
and I was going to sell
dolphins on the black market.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(SCOFFS) Astronaut!
There's a reason I'm
not selling dolphins.
We live in Atlanta,
they're tough to find.
And those things,
they don't sleep,
which also makes it
real hard to catch them.
But I think
that we all know
that life doesn't always turn
out exactly how you plan it.
Sometimes,
just sometimes,
it turns out better.
Dave, /think
there's a reason
that you're not wa/king
on the moon right now.
in your life,
with that incredible woman
sitting beside you.
Can we please raise
our Kamikaze shots
to my two best friends,
please?
To Dave and Jamie.
ALL:
Dave and Jamie!Happy anniversary.
ALL:
Happy anniversary!How did I do?
You're such a poet.
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