The Change-Up
(BABY WAILING)
Your turn.
(GRUNTS) on, f***.
(GROANS)
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
Okay, I'm awake.
Good morning.
You guys are up
Did we have some
nightmares or something?
(CRYING)
Let's see what
you made for daddy.
Let's see.
(GROANS)
I wouldn't like to sleep
with that in my pants, either.
But it did happen
once in college.
(LAUGHING)
Can you leave that
bottle alone, honey?
Can you put it down?
Honey... Sarah...
No, no! Sweetheart!
Damn.
I know. I'll have you back in your
warm little bed in one second.
Here you go.
Back to bed, sweetheart.
You got a fresh,
dry diapy.
Peter...
Peter, please!
Buddy, we talked
about the head thing.
Let me get you
all hooked up.
Hang on, don't fall.
(GRUNTING)
(FARTING)
Oh, no.
Peter... Oh.
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
Okay. A little
something for daddy.
(LAUGHTER ON TV)
(BABIES WHIMPERING)
(COMMENTARY ON TV)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
WOMAN:
Steel, Kuhbach, McCloud Law Firm.Good morning.
Good morning, Lockwood.
Good morning, Mr. Steel.
Thank you.
How are the kids?
Oh, they're terrific.
Just terrific.
Children are such a joy.
Yes, absolutely.
Always.
Any word on
the Amalgamated merger?
That's all but signed.
And just in time for your
partner review, no less.
Really? Oh,
I hadn't noticed.
I look forward to having
in the partner suite,
Lockwood.
It can get
a touch dry up there.
Thank you so much.
Hmm.
But a Double Windsor?
Come on, son.
This is not the dog track.
No. Yes.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
Thank you.
Hi.
(IMITATING STEEL) Seriously,
Dave, this isn't the dog track.
Yeah.
Good morning, Sabrina.
Last week he told me my shoes
were dangerously Italian.
(LAUGHS) what?
My turn with
the Amalgamated files?
Yeah, I adjusted the WACC to reflect
the new monthly projections,
and I pre-negotiated
articles 23 through 29.
Okay.
I like the way you had
it before, by the way.
Yeah. Thank you.
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
Good morning, Patricia.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello. MITCH:
Penis, sh*t,vagina, cock, wolf pussies.
Mitch. I'm at work.
(LAUGHS) Did I get you?
Yeah. You sure did.
You got me on speakerphone? Yep.
Did the secretary hear?
Yes, the secretary heard.
She heard it all.
(LAUGHS) That's awesome.
Not really.
I've taken some weed.
Have you?
Mmm-hmm.
Do you know what time it is?
Mmm-mmm.
It's like 9:
00.Holy f***-knuckles.
Guess what I'm looking at right now.
A bong?
the street last night.
I sort of had to fight a bum for it.
He was so thin.
And it also came with this
vintage Navajo pony blanket...
So I think that's
pretty much a win for me.
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