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Mystery Train
Jim Jarmusch
1989		# Train I ride # # Sixteen coaches long # # Train I ride # # Sixteen coaches long # # Well, that long, black train # # Got my baby and gone # ...Rate it:

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The Damned Don't Cry
Harold Medford
1950		Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

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Throw Momma from the Train
Stu Silver
1987		"The night was... " (thunder) "The night was... " "The night... " (grunts) The Phantom of the Novel... .. is coming to haunt the pages of La...Rate it:

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Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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Train to Busan
Sang-ho Yeon
2016		1 A lot of the better bowlers really have... Got another one, Dad. Leave it outside. Can I get paid? You know where the register is. Mountai...Rate it:

(4.56 / 9 votes)
How to Train Your Dragon
Will Davies
2010		This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery. M...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Kiss and Cry
Willem Wennekers
2017		1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Dean DeBlois
2014		This is Berk, the best kept secret this side of, well... anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more th...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
It Takes Two
Deborah Dean Davis
1995		Back up! Back up! Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth. and the bases are loaded. And guess who the orphans have at bat! That's right. It's the...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
The Girl on the Train
Erin Cressida Wilson
2016		1. INT./EXT. TRAIN, ARDSLEY-ON-HUDSON, NEW YORK - MORNING We hear a train’s mournful clatter as trees flash by and then the train itself passes...Rate it:

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Salem's Lot
Paul Monash
1979		They found us again. Another one has found us. We have to go further. Not yet. - Mr. Crockett? - Yes. My name is Mears. Ben Mears. I'm looki...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Last Laugh
Robert Edwards
2016		1 ITALIAN MUSIC WIND BLOWING You have some coffee? Yeah I thought wed just have a quick bite before we leave, but this place is so filthy I ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Cry-Baby
John Waters
1990		##[Cry Baby by Honey Sisters playing] # Do-wat a-do-wat a-do-wat a-do-wat do-wat # # Do-wat a-do-wat a-do-wat a-do-wat do-wat # # Shoobee doob...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
A Cry in the Dark
Robert Caswell
1988		Our pastor Michael and his wife Lindy stand before you today with their two boys, Aidan and Reagan, with their new little daughter and baby sis...Rate it:

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A Cry in the Night
David Dortort
1956		Well there it is! The City! It could be your town or my town. How well do you know it. Surprised? What did you suspect? We call this Lovers Lo...Rate it:

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A Lady Takes a Chance
Robert Ardrey
1943		Vacation central tour 49 now loading... For Kansas City, Cheyenne, Pendleton... And the wonders of the west. Oh, hello, Malcolm. Hello, Molly...Rate it:

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A Lot Like Love
Colin Patrick Lynch
2005		Awesome. Does Mom know you drive like that? Whatever. Can you get your stuff? I'm missing 90210. You're lucky you have that gear in your mout...Rate it:

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Battle Cry
Leon Uris
1955		They call me Mac. The name's not important. It's January 1942. Marine outposts around the world have fallen to the Japanese. Our ranks are emp...Rate it:

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Boys Don't Cry
Kimberly Peirce
1999		- Shorter here. - Shorter? - Shorter. - That is short enough. OK, superstar? - Wow! - What's with the shirt? That is the most frightenin' th...Rate it:

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Cry Danger
William Bowers
1951		Welcome home, Rocky. Compliments of the house. Why? I see all the big shots when they get off and on the trains. If they got their picture on...Rate it:

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Cry Freedom
John Briley
1987		CRY FREEDOM BASED ON 'BIKO' AND 'ASKING FOR TROUBLE' BY DONALD WOODS - Subtitle - Completely fixed: titler What is it? What is it? No! This...Rate it:

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Cry Me a River
Chris McIntosh
2014		What? Are you losing your sight? Three points. Go on, Tang, get the ball. There. There. "Down. " Nobody could make that out! There. "Down. ...Rate it:

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Cry Now
Alberto Barboza
2014		1 - Smile now, cry later. That's what people say when things have gone wrong. I don't believe in pretending. I'll smile when I find what I'm ...Rate it:

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Cry of the Banshee
Tim Kelly
1970		1 H is for heretic. Margaret Donald, you were a kitchen maid in the house of the widow Rockby, who was burned as a witch this seven days. He...Rate it:

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