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Daniel Taplitz
2004		Why can't he use the doggy door? He doesn't understand. It's too new. Your dog? Your house. - Did you see the paper? - No. The old man is st...Rate it:

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Alyson Fouse
2006		Oh, do we have a party going on here or what? People, this is how we do this, this is how we do it! Now it's time for the moment we've all be...Rate it:

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Chris Frisina
2015		1 When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences. You're invincible. Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you. "Nothi...Rate it:

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Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Charles M. Schulz
1966		[BAT HITS BALL] ALL: You blockhead, Charlie Brown! [SQUEAKS] Well, tomorrow starts another baseball season then. I've worked up a few statist...Rate it:

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Tyler A. Craft
1966		[Movie Begins where Charlie Brown is on the pitchers mound, he throws the ball forward, there is a baseball bat CRACK! Charlie Brown tries to catch...Rate it:

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dhruvinjain
2000		Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...Rate it:

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Tinto Brass
1967		Pop, the 12th one. Open. - May I open? - Open. Is he your husband, madam? Ok, Pop. He died instantly, miss Burroughs. By a concussion. So ...Rate it:

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Unknown
2005		Mr Harrison, with all of the enormous problems in the world, how did you happen to choose this one to do something about? Because I was asked by ...Rate it:

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Dermot James
2015		(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...Rate it:

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Unknown
2010		Hi, you've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message and have a great day! Thanks. Hello, it is me. Your...you...Rate it:

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Unknown
2002		- You sure it's the Russians? - 100%, sir. Submarine launched 12 to 15 megatons. They went to strike status 15 minutes prior CINC-LANT reports ...Rate it:

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Ken Kaufman
2006		Who's to say What's impossible Well, they forgot This world keeps spinning And with each new day I can feel a change in everything And as th...Rate it:

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Yony Leyser
2015		1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...Rate it:

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Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Chuck Konzelman
2015		1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...Rate it:

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Russ Gladden
0		HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...Rate it:

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Roger Sewhcomar
2012		Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...Rate it:

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Kyung-ok Kang
2007		JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...Rate it:

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Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
2022		1  INT. APARTMENT - DINING ROOM/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 
A round mirror sitting on a cluttered vanity. Disco lights flash across the clutter. We hear t...Rate it:

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Matt Riggle
2013		Descendents are the best story ever. They come from a different time in punk. They come from a different world. You have this idea that started...Rate it:

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Unknown
2010		Ever since I was a young girl... ...you'd find me up in my room dancing in front of the mirror. Carly and her street dance crew, smashing it on...Rate it:

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