Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight Page #3

But society is changing rapidly.

We have to keep up with the times.

We have to adapt to new environments.

Otherwise, society will leave us behind.

Our company would like to buy this building

and put up a large shopping mall.

That's right. If you sign now,

our company

will offer you a generous bonus gift.

Are you done?

I signed the papers a few days ago.

We're moving out.

These are the bonus gifts.

Please enjoy.

Shut the door.

- Watch out!

- Go away!

Shan.

This is my 4,998 times deliver you food.

You don't have to deliver to me anymore.

Why, Shan?

We're moving out soon.

Moving?

Where to?

It doesn't matter.

No matter where you go,

I'll still deliver to you.

Egg,

I know your food tastes good,

but...

it doesn't fit my taste.

Taste?

What is your taste, then?

I can fit any taste.

Your taste just don't fit me.

Yit, I wrote you a song.

Welcome.

Luck's coming your way.

It's just a strike away.

Yeah!

Guys, we're not here to bowl.

- Go away!

- Step aside!

Sure thing.

Shall I continue, Yit?

Why are you putting these here?

Yeung, I don't know how to answer her.

Isn't this place romantic?

Come to play bowling some time.

I'll teach you.

I can really bowl you over.

Will you act in serious?

What will you do

without the Cantonese Opera Society?

A challenge is great motivation!

A challenge is great motivation!

A challenge is great motivation!

I have to worry about unemployment?

Someone like me..

a man with a six-pack, right?

Did you see that?

It works.

I've possessed in her!

Watch out for cars.

Stop being so immature, OK?

What is that...

Double Dragon stuff of yours?

Sorry?

- Come again?

- Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth.

What is all that Double Dragon stuff about?

It's a vow of life and death between men.

Do you know who we are?

Who?

Earth Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

There's a car, man.

I won't move until it's done.

What receipt?

Back away first. There's a car.

- Get away.

- Earth Dragon!

Move away. The car's coming.

Watch out!

Heaven Dragon!

Stop the car...

Stop the car...

Stop!

Stop!

- Stop!

- Heaven Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

The Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth!

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Die somewhere else!

Maniacs!

I got something in my camera.

It's truely unusual.

I'm uploading the video to the server.

Get it analyzed right away.

Keep in touch.

We should stop.

Stop what?

Double Dragons. We ain't kids anymore.

What are you talking about?

We've had this vow for 1 5 years.

We almost got hit by a car today.

You wouldn't have let me die alone.

...Right?

How can I let you die before me?

You don't have to fix the lock.

We're moving out anyway.

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