Zombeavers Page #2
MYRNA:
Oh, right, well, it's a pleasure.
JENN:
Hello.
ZOE:
'Sup, biatch?
MYRNA:
Are you looking after the house while your cousins are away?
MARY:
Oh, no. We're just up here for the weekend.
MYRNA:
Oh, right. Unwinding in between all the exams.
ZOE:
Well, we were supposed to have torrid, getaway sex but Jenn's guy cheated on her, so...
MYRNA:
Oh, I see.
MARY:
She is kiddin', Mrs. Gregorson.
ZOE:
I am kidding. None of us have had sex. Ever
MARY:
Yeah.
MYRNA:
Oh, it's okay, Mary. My daughter is a total f***in' b*tch too. A real whore. Sometimes she brings people home, I don't even know what sex they are. And I'm not saying anything negative about them, I'm a very, very liberal woman, but my daughter is a real piece of work and not that attractive. Well, if you girls need anything, you know where to find us. Winston and I would love to have you over for breakfast.
JENN:
Yeah, that, that sounds nice. Maybe we'll take you up on that.
MYRNA:
No pressure, of course.
(LAUGHS)
ZOE:
Okay.
MARY:
Here we are. Home sweet home.
ZOE:
Whoo! Go potty.
(LAUGHS)
JENN:
Ugh, it smells in here.
ZOE:
What's that smell in here? It smells like wood.
(DOG URINATING)
JENN:
Where's the bathroom?
MARY:
Straight down the hall.
ZOE:
Where's the other bathroom?
MARY:
There's only one bathroom.
ZOE:
I'm just gonna go right here.
MARY:
You seriously can't wait two minutes for Jenn?
ZOE:
Shh. It's coming out.
(WATER RUNNING)
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
JENN:
Come on.
(SIGHS)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
JENN:
What?
ZOE:
One bathroom. Fun, right?
JENN:
Be my guest.
MARY:
Let me guess. No service.
JENN:
What?
MARY:
Oh, Jenn, you are a horrible liar.
JENN:
Okay. I texted him back.
MARY:
Why are girls so attracted to such a**holes?
JENN:
You're not. Tommy's great.
MARY:
You are not supposed to be talking to Sam. That is the whole purpose of this entire trip.
JENN:
Well, it's not like I have much of a choice now, is it?
MARY:
Exactly.
JENN:
How am I gonna check my messages?
MARY:
I have not gone more than 24 hours without Instagram since, like, there was no Instagram. And I'm copin'. If Zoe can do it, you can do it.
ZOE:
(ZOE SCREAMS)
There's no f***in' service. You knew about this, didn't you? You said no boys, not no phones.
MARY:
I did say no phones.
ZOE:
But you didn't say it would be physically impossible to use it behind your back.
MARY:
What is the big deal, you guys? People went thousands of years without cell phones, you can go two days.
ZOE:
Speak for yourself. What if there's, like, an emergency or somethin'?
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