Zivot je cudo Page #4

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You did it, Milos!

Mommy's coming!

Uncle's coming!

- I'm coming, my boy!

- Leave it to me, Dad! Please!

You band of f***ing nationalists!

Milos!

Bash that one, he's getting away!

He's getting away!

Tell me exactly what he said.

He said, "Ma'am,

your Milos is the best."

- But you know that already.

- Spare me your comments.

Mind if I finish?

Secondly, he said he'd phone

in a week's time.

- So why didn't he call?

- He said if business didn't prevent him.

He's a very busy manager.

He said, "Partizan needs Milos."

What more do you want?

A little patience, dear.

Anna Karenina had no allergy.

She was visiting her brother

and she took the train home.

No, Nada,

he didn't really have big ears.

She just didn't love him any more.

He was supposed to call

last Monday.

- He'll call, don't worry.

- He'll call?

It's been a week already.

Not even Einstein would say that.

What day is it?

- I have no idea.

- Saturday. He'll call, I tell you.

Will he?

If he really needed me,

he'd be calling five times a day.

Are you crying?

- No, I'm not.

- Looks to me like you are.

- Well, you're blind.

- You're crying.

I want to go back to Belgrade.

I want to play soccer there.

Then go, but don't cry.

- And you stop shouting.

- Who's shouting?

You're shouting!

I'm not shouting.

What's more,

you dragged me out here.

Did I?

And you took me off the stage.

Better me than the critics.

- What did you say?

- Just kidding.

When did I ever have bad reviews?

- I know...

- Tell me, when?

That's what I'm saying. Can't a man

joke around here any more?

Those beech trees

don't go with the house.

They're not beeches,

they're linden trees.

Something has to smell nice.

What? You want to dig?

Then go ahead.

Wait. Not like that.

Like this. Your foot goes here.

What a sensation!

I feel like blowing up

the whole countryside...

Hey, bro,

we won't have a border here, will we?

- Where do you see a border?

- There, Nada. And Serbia's over there.

- Customs in the middle of the tunnel?

- I don't know.

But the border is here.

What a tragedy!

I want to thank you

for turning out in force

to show your readiness,

when times get tough,

to defend your homes

against the wild beasts.

I officially declare

this bear hunt open!

Just a quick word...

What is it, Filipovic?

The party called from Sarajevo again.

They said, "Does Radovan know

who's in charge?"

Are they threatening me?

Why are they so hung up

on that freight train?

- Big deal!

- Well, it is big. A million marks.

That's what I call greedy.

Do you think I'm stupid?

No, but we're farting

on our own candle.

They'll cross us off the map

if we don't play along.

Over my dead body!

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