Zerophilia Page #6
LUKE:
Will you tell her I came by?
MAX:
No. She's honest with you, so you
bolt? And then what, you wake up
feelin' sorry for her?
LUKE:
No! Is that what she thinks? I
left 'cause a' what she said?
That's crazy! She's like the most
incredible girl I ever met!
Max sneers, skeptical.
LUKE (CONT'D)
I had this 'pasta quattro funghi' four
mushroom. It took me a while
to even figure it out, but I think
someone put shrooms in it, or
somehow they got in there by
mistake. I was hallucinating and
everything.
MAX:
Amazes even me, a guy's capacity to
be a world-class a**hole.
Fortunately, I'm familiar with the
cause.
18.
LUKE:
Will you please just tell her I
came by? Forget it. I'll catch up
with her on my own.
MAX:
No. You won't.
LUKE:
Look, I'm gonna' see her again, -if
she'll see me. I don't care what
the f*** you say about it.
MAX:
Oh, really?
They face off.
LUKE:
Yeah, really.
MAX:
You get near her, I'll feed your
nuts to the neighbor's dog!
LUKE:
What kind a' dog is it?
MAX:
Huh?
LUKE:
I mean, is it a pitbull, or what?
Caught off guard, a smile escapes Max.
LUKE (CONT'D)
MAX:
Shrooms, huh?
Luke nods 'yes.'
MAX (CONT'D)
I'll tell her you came by.
Luke nods, appreciative.
19.
EXT. MUDDY WATERS' MINI-MART - NIGHT
A tanker truck QUAKES past. Surrounded by fir trees, the
eerily empty mini-mart glows with fluorescent junk food.
INSIDE MINI-MART
Luke stands behind the cash register, leafing through "The
Outdoors Man."
The CHIME BINGS and SYDNEY enters, early thirties, elegant in
thrift-store chic. She's cool and in control, ...at least on
the outside.
She surveys random candy bars, stealing glances at Luke.
SYDNEY:
Had a sudden intense craving for a
cherry popsicle.
LUKE:
You can check in that freezer.
SYDNEY:
What a relief. I'm Sydney. You?
LUKE:
Luke.
SYDNEY:
Workin' late, huh? Luke?
LUKE:
Yeah, four AM. It sucks.
SYDNEY:
Sometimes you guys are just
unfathomably stupid.
LUKE:
Excuse me?
SYDNEY:
Why in the world do guys say "it
sucks" as if it were a bad thing?
I mean, every guy's dying to get a
blow job, right? So, you think
profound respect, like holy
scripture. "What an unbelievable
sunset, honey:
doesn't it justSUCK?,"... "You won an Olympic Gold
Medal?!, that BLOWS!"
20.
LUKE:
I guess you're right.
SYDNEY:
It must be great at your age. That
river of testosterone coursing
through your veins, the damn about
to burst! How about we just lock
this place up and go for an Olympic
Gold?
LUKE:
No thanks. Jeez, lady.
Disappointed, she checks her reflection in the freezer door.
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