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Sure.

Hi babe.

Hi.

Why don't you answer?

I've had a ton of meetings

Listen, some f***ing psycho

pulled a gun on me today.

You're kidding?

In the parking lot.

Did you call the police?

Are you kidding?

He was a f***ing gangster

I don't want a bullet in the head.

But you're OK, aren't you?

Yeah, fortunately I'm OK.

Have you finished for the day?

Maybe we could go out somewhere or...

Don't think so, I've got a report to write.

OK, I understand.

Maybe we can eat at home?

I'll buy some wine.

Yeah, alright...

Maybe I'll make some

pasta and a salad and...

Sure, bye.

Love you, bye.

Do you want a sip?

You better go home, your wife's waiting.

I've still got some stuff to do.

You're all the same.

The same as what?

Yes or no?

Hang on a sec.

- Coming for a drink?

- Sure.

- 15 minutes?

- OK.

How about it?

I can't today, I'm on the night shift.

- Maybe tomorrow?

- Yeah, maybe, maybe...

What's "maybe"?

I can't talk now, I have a customer.

Call me tomorrow, bye.

What can I get you?

I'll have 2 pink d*cks,

those love balls,

and the black dildo.

- This one?

- No, no. That one.

Is she good?

The best.

She's talented beyond belief...

Do you want the DVD too?

No.

How much?

- Your change?

- Keep it.

I've changed my mind.

You're having that abortion today.

I'll just drop these toys off.

F***!

Sit! F*** it!

Where the f*** you going, c*nt!

But...

Did you buy the nappies?

What happened?

I almost died.

What?

A drunk driver.

Are you alright?

Come on, sit down.

I'll make some tea.

Let's wait till it's brewed.

I'm having an affair.

I thought so.

Who is it?

One of his employees.

Does he suspect?

I don't think so.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Maybe he really cares about me?

Is that what you feel?

I don't know what I feel.

We don't talk at all.

So what now?

I don't know.

It's important you...

Good evening.

Puppets-a cat, a bear or a bunny!

Every child will think it's funny!

- How much is the cat?

- 6.50...

Wait a moment.

Here's 10.

Thank you very much.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

I've made you tomato soup.

I walked miles today.

Did you sell anything?

Yes.

2 rabbits and a cat.

They cut the phone off again.

What can I do?

Don't get upset.

I'm not.

Did you buy the string?

Yes.

And the scissors?

They didn't have any.

The old ones are still good.

What's that for?

I've seen him.

Who?

Our son, it's his birthday today.

I haven't had a son for a year.

Stop it.

He has a job now.

Yeah, right.

Where?

He's a bartender.

He should be in prison.

You might at least call him, he's changed.

Changed has he?

Alright then.

You'll call him?

I'll write the number down.

But you'll have to use a payphone.

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