Z mrtvého domu - From the House of the Dead Page #3

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go to 7-11 to get more booze...

because the keg is full.

- Right on.

- Cheers.

- Chin-chin.

- Salud!

- L 'chaim!

- Well what the f***?

Doesn't this bother any of you?

We're on the island where the rave of

the year's supposed to be happening...

but it's completely deserted.

Yeah it worries me.

It worries me there aren't any mixers.

Simon cannot survive on Bud alone.

Speak for yourself dude.

I don't know about you but I'm gonna

go find out where everyone went.

Okay? Is anyone else coming?

Hell no.

Me and Cyn are gonna...

groove to some funky tunes

all night long right baby doll?

You know it sugar plum.

Okay you know what?

I'm coming with you.

I'm starting to get diabetes

from all this "sugar sugar" over here.

- What aboutyou Studly Doolittle?

- Three's not company in this case.

I think I'll join you.

Good. We need a big

strong man to protect us.

Problem is there's never a big

strong man around when you need one.

All right let's go.

Why do I always end up

doin' this sh*t work?

Cap'n is thatyou?

Hello Cleveland!

- Cut it out.

- What? Why?

Because I said so.

Said so huh?

Maybe I should just-

Wait wait wait.

I think I feel some rain coming.

Why don't we- I think it might-

I think it might rain.

Why don'twe go somewhere

where wew on't get wet?

Too late.

Close the Velcro.

Beautiful Velcro.

- We are gonna do the humpity-bumpity.

- Come on baby.

The humpity-bumpity!

- Yeah baby!

- One two three!

Wait wait wait wait.

What ifthe others come back?

- I can be quick.

- What else is new?

Hey don't-

Don't take it personal Greg.

- A lot of men have these problems.

- I just gotta take a piss.

Not in here you idiot!

Go pee in the bushes!

Christ I just-

I just gotta go and take a piss is all.

- All this beer's gotta go somewhere.

- For God's sakes.

Be right back.

- Hello?

- It's so quiet.

It's a gorgeous night.

Why don't we play for a little while?

Shall we?

Why don'tyou just stick to

playing with yourself for now?

- By the way what's with the accent?

- I don't know.

Salish are you done yet?

Better hurry back baby.

Mama's gonna give it toya.

Greg you're scaring me.

Come on baby.

- Will you get a load of that?

- What the hell is it?

Looks like it was built

a millennia ago.

Simon it's centuries.

Right. Well that's what I meant.

Should we go in?

I am not going in there.

Unless there's a spa and a 24-hour

room service you're on your own hon.

Well are you coming

or am I going in myself?

Didn't you ever watch Scooby Doo?

This is so not a good idea.

I am completely

not in favor of doing this.

Well the candles are lit.

I mean someone must be home.

Hello?

Alicia watch out!

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