Yumeji Page #6

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If you're horny, then beat your meat.

Tell me.

Why not return home?

Don't stay 'dead'.

That's in bad taste.

You hate your wife?

She's preparing your funeral.

Is it in good taste

to steal people's wives?

I read it in the paper.

You divorced your beautiful wife.

Will you draw a picture

of a vagina for me?

Come on. You know.

I need a model

when I draw a picture.

Here's a model.

No, thank you.

My body is a work of art.

I'm a proper model.

How about my wife?

Her name is Tomoyo Wakiya.

Not her.

Not as a vagina model.

Not her?

You know her?

I've met her.

On a boat, on the lake.

She was looking for you.

She was looking for me?

For your body.

She thinks you're dead.

What if she finds out?

What will she do?

You're no good either.

Where are you going?

I'm going back to the inn.

Good. I have a pistol there

for dueling.

I'll go with you.

Listen.

Let's go and see the hunt.

If we're lucky, we'll see

Devil Matsu get busted.

It'll be fun.

- Up there?

- Yes.

Let's go and take a look.

- You'll throw up.

- Let's go!

We'll pass by it later anyway.

Did Matsu chase you there?

Yes. I ran with the woman.

Wonderful! That's my dream.

I want to experience that

once for myself.

You're weird.

You mean I'm a pervert?

What's Devil Matsu like?

Huge, vulgar, big limbs...

His has big eyes too.

He has a large scythe.

He cut her neck with it.

How scary!

Tell me. What was she like?

I'm quite jealous.

She drove two men crazy.

What was she like?

Really boring.

He)', Gyoshu!

- Watching the hunt too?

- No.

I just went to your funeral.

I offered flowers at the pipe.

He's the famous Gyoshu lnamura.

I'm all dizzy!

- This is...

- We know each other.

Takehisa, it's been a long time.

Nice to see you.

- I thought you were alive.

- Just a moment, please.

I came as soon

as I heard the news.

- But it just seemed odd to me.

- What did?

Your wife, Tomoyo.

She was looking for you

at the lake.

It was a strange sight.

More like she was waiting for you,

rather than looking for your body.

My name is Oyo.

I'm glad to see you.

Don't you agree?

- You saw me?

- Yes. Once.

- Was I on the boat then?

- No.

I went home from time to time.

She didn't see me.

You really are bad.

Testing your wife

by pretending to be dead.

All right. We have a witness.

Shall we finish the duel here?

- No kidding.

- Oyo, borrow that gun.

Use a pistol in a duel.

- Come on, Yumeji. Hurry.

- Oyo.

- Yes.

- Oyo!

Please.

Gyoshu, borrow it for me.

Ah, I'll do it.

It's a horse.

Yumeji.

What about the sleeve?

The one Tomoyo gave you

on our wedding day.

- I treasured it.

- In your closet, is it?

- That's all you've clone with it?

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