Yuet gwong bo hup Page #5

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2010
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No, it's not necessary. I just...

Do me a favor, come on!

You little bugger! Hiding here with your porn.

No wonder you're always blushing

Good night, ambassador!

Hmm! The Moon Light box

Can't you just take me somewhere peaceful to

enjoy a happy life together?

Making me a watch dog, protect the

ambassador

My ass!!

I'd better go to Cao's to get the box back!

Here are the keys! General

We figured you would deal with Cao

Oh ya?

Since we both have similar interests

Why don't we go back to have a drink before

killing Cao

Ok

My treat

A bunch of dumbasses. Want to get me

drunk?

I'm still standing while they're down for the

count.

Gen...

What's it to you! Do we know each other?

You guys all pretending to be a tree?

Next time I'll pretend to be a pile of sh*t!

What'll you do then?

Sh*t isn't difficult.

Peeing. Now that's hard.

Lazing about are we?

General!

Ah? What's your name?

I'm Osim!

What are you doing?

Ancient Thai massage!

This is all the rage down south

Changing tempo with the screaming of the

customer

The louder you are, the faster it goes!

What time is it?

Aren't you going for a midnight snack? Where

are your priorities!!

I know you can't accept me right now

I don't mind

Love is like a durian

The first bite

It's hard

But with time and you'll learn to love it

In order to help you accept me little by little

Instead of being scared of my appearance

I disguised myself as the ambassador

God! It's so stuffy in this thing!

Ah...?

That's more like it.

Ambassador!!

You idiot.

I am a human! Don't crank me like an engine!

Till you accept me

Ambassador...

Ambassador...Ambassador...

Who?

Who?

Are you alright?

I'm fine!

It's impossible. I saw your head...

What about my head?

I saw it...split

That was my sister's head!!

When did your sister arrive?

What, what did I say

I don't have a sister, where's the head?

General!

You scared me! Sesame soup is ready!

Good timing. Have some soup ok?

Ambassador... You look different?

Women always look different without makeup

Have some soup!

You don't like it?

People from T urkestan prefer to drink it cold!!

But I waited for it to cool off already

Let's eat it then!

You...

It's normal!!

Every night after 1 2 o'clock, we have to rest

our hands

So we can't use them to eat

Why didn't you tell me?

My lord asked me to serve you, I can't very well

disappoint him

Come on. Open up!

Sister

Don't start it if you can't finish. Such a waste!

You can drink some if she doesn't!

Why don't you drink it?

Maybe not!

Go, go, go...

What happened to your sister? She's so floppy

The earth is under attack...

Ah! She looks so familiar

It doesn't make sense!

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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