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2010
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That's just for decoration.

It's actually for plucking nose hairs

It's not that easy to fool Cao!

No, it's not...

You're saying this is Ah Dou?

I just don't believe it

It might be a bug!

Maybe even a recorder

You're saying it's a pair of tweezers

I think it's for clipping toe nails

Now I'm going to let you and this thing called

Ah Dou

Go home

Prime Minister, you're going to let them go just

like that?

It's called hiding an iron hand inside of a velvet

glove.

Give him 3 bags of milk powder, you know

which brand, right?

Understood

Yes!

I want my nail clippers back!

I want my nail clippers back...

As far as I know

Dong Wu and Liu Bei have already formed an

alliance

T oday, Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge...

Are going to sing together tonight

Left, right...Ieft, right

Wow this vodka is so pure!!

Mr. Zhu Ge, this is Oolong tea!

I mean this Oolong is

As pure as Vodka

Beyond all expectations

Mr. Zhu Ge

Because of my heart disease and

hypertension!

I take tea instead of vodka

ok

Mr. Zhou, war or peace, you have to decide as

soon as possible

Cao's army is heading south

Mr. Lu Su

We made a deal

We wouldn't talk about war today. Just try to

have some fun

I've heard that Mr. Zhu Ge is a master of

various disciplines

He is well versed in music, chess, calligraphy,

painting...everything

May I ask you to write something for my lady?

Just a little bit!

I just know a little bit about everything

T o be honest my reputation is something of an

exaggeration

Ok, I'll try my best!

Mr. Zhou!

Oh!! Beau?

Wrong

It's "beautiful"

This is what I can spell so far

Like I said I know a little bit about everything,

people always think I'm just modest

Actually I really only know a little

You are very charming

And your calligraphy is moist, not dry

Clear but not chilly. Plump but not heavy.

Refreshing to spirit and stimulating to mind!

I'm so flattered

May I ask if you know music?

A little bit!!

If Zhou Yu and Zhu Ge could play music

together just one time

That song would be sung for an eternity

And result in a very popular karaoke selection

From his music

I sensed that he had read my mind

From his music I sensed that

He has read that I read his mind

From their music

I sensed that we'd be going home soon!!

From their music

I sensed that they would be wanting sweet and

sour pork for dinner

General Zhao is back with Ah Dou!

General Zhao is back!

Please sign it, General Zhao

ok...

Alright no problem...

Be careful

One by one, no problem

Lady, you're stepping on my foot!!

Next...no hurry...

Ok...

Be careful...

Be careful

General, general!

I'll sign for you of course

Sign these too

Brother! Need some signatures for your

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Jeffrey Lau

Jeffrey Lau Chun-Wai (simplified Chinese: 刘镇伟; traditional Chinese: 劉鎮偉; pinyin: Liú Zhènwěi; born 2 August 1952) is a Hong Kong film director, screenwriter, actor and producer. Lau is famous for writing and directing "mo lei tau" comedies. His comedies include A Chinese Odyssey (with Stephen Chow) and Chinese Odyssey 2002, the latter which was voted Best 2002 Film by the Hong Kong Film Critics Society. more…

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