Youth in Oregon Page #5

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Do you care to weigh in

on this, please?

- Hey.

- -Hey.

What did you tell them?

I told them that

you are not going anywhere.

- Okay.

- That Annie needs you here.

- Yeah, what about dad?

- Well, first I told him

that he's not going to get

to Oregon by Tuesday.

New York to Portland

in four days?

Not gonna happen.

We can entertain his wolf cries

when we don't have two children

who are experimenting

in nude portraiture.

- Oh, Jesus.

- Oh, baby.

Why did this all

have to happen now?

Why can't I just deal

with one family catastrophe

at a time?

Well, she's a teenager.

Yeah, well,

what's his excuse, huh?

I also called Danny,

and I left him a message.

Why?

Just...

I thought, you know,

maybe he would be

the voice of reason.

Why would you think that he...

Danny can't take any more

of dad's sh*t, Brian!

What are you doing?

You can't just pawn

my father off on him.

They don't even talk

to each other!

I'm not pawning him off...

He's my responsibility.

I'm trying to find a solution!

No! No, you're not!

You're trying to get my parents

out of the house.

That is exactly

what you're doing.

Well, you know what,

it would be nice

- to have the marriage back!

- This is our marriage, Brian!

- This! All of this!

- No, no, no, no!

This is not

what I signed up for!

Oh, my f***ing god.

I'm sorry, I'm...

F***, you're...

Oh, my god.

Dad! Dad, please,

what are you doing?

I don't have time to wait.

I thought that you said

you cancelled the driver.

I know what you're both doing.

It's not gonna work.

- Brian?

- Hey, ray, ray, ray?

I understand that you're upset,

but you cannot do this

right now.

Kate's full attention

needs to be on Annie, period.

Clearly, but your daughter's

risqu habits

are not gonna stop me.

Listen, no, no, no,

dad, I promised you

that I would take you,

just not today, all right?

- Can't you understand that?

- Before we leave,

I just wanted to confirm

the mileage fees.

Get mom, please.

If you could fill out

the method of payment form,

considering your situation.

It's best we handle this

on the front end.

- Estelle?!

- Guy tells me to drive, I drive.

I know,

but he happens to be insane.

Take my dad's stuff

out of the car right now,

or else I'm calling the police.

- And tell them what?

- Estelle!

- What's going on here?

- -Hold on!

I'll be down in a second!

I'm putting my face on!

Then don't get involved.

Move out of the way.

Listen, come on,

what are you doing?

- Dad, do not get in that car!

- -Lady, take it easy.

I can do this all day.

Want me to keep doing this?

I will do this all...

Really funny.

I'm taking the keys!

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