Yours, Mine and Ours Page #6

I wanna tell you.

What?

That was a wonderful dinner

we had tonight.

- I enjoyed all eight courses.

- So did I.

- Speaking of children...

- We weren't speaking of children.

- Thank goodness.

- Tonight, there are no children...

...in the world.

We're all alone on this desert island.

Just you and me

and a native who makes Irish coffee.

I'll drink to that.

- Helen.

- Yes, Frank?

There's something I've been meaning

to tell you.

- What?

- No, I want you to look at me first.

No, look at me.

- Just a moment.

- May I have a light?

Not on your life, sweetheart.

Ridiculous.

- Something wrong?

- No.

No, no.

What did you want to tell me?

Well, this is the last time

I'm going to bring up the subject...

...but you do like children,

don't you?

- Yeah. Yeah, within reason.

- In that case, the hell with it.

No. No, no,

as long as you brought it up...

...there's something

I've been meaning to tell you.

- What?

- Well...

What?

- What's the matter?

- I beg your pardon.

- Something wrong?

- Yes. Yes, Frank...

...I have this terrible craving

for a cigarette.

I don't know what I'll do if I don't get

a cigarette. I may have a fit.

Could you get me a pack

from the machine?

What brand? King-size or regular?

Filter or non-filter?

- Yeah, wonderful.

- What?

- And hurry.

- Well, here, hold this.

Hello, nurse.

- Darrell.

- Well, Helen.

Hello, Darrell.

Your Irish coffee is winking at me.

- Darrell, help me.

- Does this happen often...

...or only during the moulting season?

- Hurry, please.

Now, don't you worry, honey.

I'm very good at this.

I've got an admiral

with a loose toupee.

Coming through.

Pardon me.

I'm sorry.

Back for seconds?

Darrell, what are you doing here?

Chaperoning?

Oh, no, I've been here since yesterday.

Haven't been able to get out.

You mean you haven't been trying.

- Cigarette?

- No, thanks. I don't smoke.

- What did you do to your eye?

- What did you do to my eye?

Don't listen to him. It's perfect.

Let's drink to the perfect couple.

Two people who have

so much in common.

It's positively nauseating.

To our nurse.

You know, I just found out

that she has a family of...

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- That's all right. I'm used to it.

Over at Frank's, when they pass

the soup, it's like Niagara Falls.

He probably hasn't mentioned it,

but he happens to have a...

- Gosh, I'm sorry.

- Sure is a rough sea tonight.

Yeah, it's very crowded in here.

Yeah, speaking of crowds...

...you know, you two kids

really belong to each other.

I just found out

that she's the mother of...

Squeezing through...

Who pushed me?

- Here, let me help you.

- Hey, if you two wanna be alone...

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