Young Ones Page #3

you come see me.

Okay.

Hey Jerome boy.

You just tell your sister

Mary I like lemons.

So that's where all

the money goes.

I need to borrow

that machine.

What for?

You two boxed me

out of that auction.

That's a cheat.

Well, you should talk to

your father about that.

He sold it to me.

If you ain't borrowing it

out, I need to rent it.

When about?

Right now. How much?

You okay?

What's going on with you?

I just need the machine.

Alright.

I tell you what.

You get your father to

guarantee you I'll let you

use it whenever

you want for free.

Except the days

we're using it.

You can radio him from

the ten meter right now.

What, you don't trust me?

What if I buy you

a couple of drinks?

You always help everyone

else around here.

What you got for me?

Sympathy.

It's getting late.

I'm gonna wish you

well, Flemming.

I would've been happy

to help you out.

Let's see you ride away now.

Let me run your route.

I can talk to Caleb

and those men.

You can apply for the job,

just like anybody else.

You don't have what it takes

to convince those watermen

to irrigate this land.

Your kids know what

you did to your wife?

F***in' drunk.

Nthe surgeon general has issued a

statement about fertility

rates in urban cities

dropping for the

seventh year in a row.

What we believed was a

social correlation between

urbanites is now a proven

biological, though we don't

yet know all of the factors.

It is not that...

I'd like to talk to

you about an offer.

See if I can get you to run

that water line out my way.

Come on.

I'll miss this water well.

What'd they say?

Uhh.

Well when it rains,

they'll see what we have.

When it rains...

Eh, it's just this

dust in my throat.

Don't worry

about me, Ernest.

I want you to have it.

I never worry about you.

I worry about your sister.

I worry about Mary's

life, not yours.

On a prayer, if any deer or

elk looking for water

tonight, they'll stray

through here, snip out the

pump, fall through

the plastic, and bam.

Catch 'em in this trap!

Think how good

that'll taste, right?

Bring me some scraps.

Did I tell you I think

I met a girl you'd like?

Last time I

crossed the border?

Yeah?

Yeah.

She might be a bit

older than you.

That a problem?

I told this one about you.

Her eyes went all...

Mmm.

Yeah.

I get hunches

on these things.

I don't think I

have time for women.

You're too busy for women?

You too busy for friends?

I don't see

much of them around.

There's plenty

of kids out here.

What about your friends?

I had 'em.

I had 'em.

Long as I don't get on your

nerves, I prefer to hang out

with you.

Sh*t!

Trap works.

Little help?

Thanks.

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