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Anyway, I'm ready.

Okay. On the count of three.

I'm gonna lunge towards you

at the same time. So we did...

When you're ready.

I'll go "One, two, three".

Okay. One, two, three.

I'm just doing this thing.

Hi, I'm Tyko from The Make.

You're watching Eco Lobby. Check it.

Thank you. Great.

Can you just hold that?

What is Eco Lobby?

You went on the website?

I gave you the website address.

Let's pretend I didn't.

Okay. I'll explain to you.

Do you know how much it costs

to buy an American senator?

I do not.

Hundred thousand dollars, tops.

They'll vote for your tax cut,

construction program.

Whatever you want.

Look it up on the Internet.

For 5 million U.S. dollars

we could pass

a billion-dollar

clean-energy program.

Wow, that's cool.

Hi. We're in the middle

of an interview.

Quick question. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

So you raise money

to give to politicians?

It's what all the big businesses do,

so why the bloody hell can't we?

Makes you sound simple.

Really?

Kirsty:
Yes.

You nailed it today, man,

but you always do.

Seriously, it was cool.

The boys loved it.

Oh, well, thanks.

You happy?

You happy with management?

Yeah, I think so.

Because horrible manager, I heard.

Because any time.

My dad's been managing me for

the last... Since the beginning, really.

How is he? Is he cool?

Yeah, no, he's very well.

Keeps well. Cool.

Yeah, no, he's very good.

Listen, I gotta shoot,

but there's a card.

Cool. Excellent. Tasteful

Think over.

Thanks. Check you later.

Take care.

Take care, Newton. Cool.

[CHATTERING]

Yeah, but that'd be weird.

ADAM:

There you are.

Hey, man.

I heard about this.

Brought the old

ball and chain, what?

Who you calling a ball, dick?

Yeah, be nice to my orangutan.

Adam.

Stop it, Adam.

Yeah, stop it, Adam.

Lake, this is Mike,

Morello's boyfriend.

Mark.

Mark. Big fan. Ha-ha.

Is that a joke?

No, no, no. You were my screensaver.

Ha, ha, ha.

Are you like a team of stalkers?

Is this what you do?

Mainly I bank.

So you're a banker, eh?

Yeah.

When did you first realize

you were a banker?

So, Lake,

how do you know each other?

We met at rehab.

MORELLO:
Yeah, right.

He's obviously slung one up her.

MARK:

Morello.

I'm gonna leave you

with these lovely people.

See you later.

Okay.

MARK:

Brilliant.

MORELLO:

You can't be angry at me for that.

MARK:
How many people

are you gonna offend?

I'm fine Are you okay?

What's the matter with you?

Let's not fight.

You know he was gonna be here?

No. I ran into him.

I'm on in 45 minutes.

There has to be a solution.

Why don't you put it on Facebook

or something?

Twitter's so much better

than Facebook.

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