Yogi Bear Page #6

I spend so much time with animals?

All you have to do is scratch their backside

and you've got a friend for life.

Try that with people...

...and all of a sudden you're the weird girl

on the bus that nobody wants to sit next to.

Um, uh, listen. I was wondering, you know,

if you were...

I mean, it's getting late and we could, uh...

If you want.

I mean, it's not that... You don't... It's...

You know, it's not a worry. Don't worry.

Did you just ask me to dinner?

Yes. I did. Heh.

- Good, you got that, huh?

- Yes.

I just thought, well, it's getting late.

I happen to know this great place.

- Very gourmet.

- Really? Where?

So close you won't believe it.

Wow, how did you ever find this place?

This is a four-star porch.

And fresh from the hot plate,

I give you...

...rack of Spam.

- Oh.

Wow.

Maybe "gourmet" was a bit of a stretch.

No, it actually looks wonderful.

Great.

You know, this really is a peaceful place.

It's something, isn't it?

I pretty much grew up here.

My father was a ranger

when I was a kid...

...and he turned this park into the number

one tourist destination in the state.

I mean, it was a park, you know?

Like families came by the hundreds...

...swam in the streams, hiked on the trails.

It was really something.

This is really good.

Anyway, I don't know.

Maybe it's my fault.

I spent so many years learning everything

I could about the park...

...so I'd be a better ranger.

Maybe instead, I should have come up

with a gimmick to get people to come here.

You know, change the name to

Extreme Jellystone.

- I think that it's perfect just the way it is.

- You do?

You're right.

Absolutely.

There's no better place on earth.

- Hey, Mr. Ranger.

- Except a place without him.

Evening, Mr. Ranger, sir.

Madame Moviemaker Lady.

And yes, I'm using the fancy tense

to show you the utmost respect.

Hi. Ha, ha.

What do you want, Yogi?

Well, I was thinking about the park's

prickly predicament...

...and I would like to do my part to help.

This is all the money I have saved.

Almost $100.

I was going to use it on myself,

but I'd rather donate it to Jellystone.

Well, thank you, Yogi. That's...

That is very sweet.

- Where does a bear get money from?

- That brown box by the parking lot.

The park donation box.

Yep. But I want you to have it.

Consider it a gift to Jellystone.

That won't be hard.

Look, guys, I appreciate the effort.

But what this park needs is visitors

and lots of them.

Well, I can help you there, sir.

Just make me a headliner.

I will rock this place.

- Kick it, Boo Boo.

- Kicking it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in

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