Yogi Bear Page #4

Just a second, Mr. Mayor.

Who says we can't cover our budget? Park

doesn't report earnings till next quarter.

Yeah, which is like one week away.

Come on, Smith.

You gotta be $20,000 in the hole.

We wish. Yeah. Try 30,562.

That's probably a couple hundred extra

for the map stand.

I think it's confession time.

- I only pretended to fix it.

- Thanks, Jones.

Sounds like you're in pretty deep

there, Smith.

Maybe we are. But this is one of the last

places families can go to be close to nature.

The world needs that.

Well, I'm not mayor of the world.

I'm mayor of this city.

And this city needs this park rezoned.

I'm sorry.

I feel awful about it.

Even though I look really good.

This is a new suit.

So, okay.

Maybe we don't have our operating

budget today. But you know what?

- A lot can happen in a week.

- All right. Have it your way. Take a week.

Hey, I'll even get you started.

What's the admission fee for one car again?

Four dollars.

Four dollars, huh? Four whole dollars?

Well, that changes everything.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I only need to come back in here

like, uh, what, 10,000 more times?

In a week! Do I have time for that?

- Impossible.

- Oh, shoot.

You want-a some-a lasagna?

You hungry, buddy?

Of course! I'm always hungry.

I was talking to my pet turtle.

Here you go.

That better not be my beef jerky.

So, what's the big deal, Yogi?

This is the big deal, Boo Boo.

It's my masterpiece.

The Basket-Nabber 2000.

The most advanced pic-a-nic

basket-stealing technology ever invented.

Wow.

Climb aboard.

This glider can steer...

...dive, shoot rubber bands at

pesky-type birds...

...and even has an air bag.

Had an air bag.

Sorry, Yogi.

Not to worry. We could cushion our landing

with all the pic-a-nic baskets we swipe.

Now, how's that copilot seat feel?

A little wobbly,

like it's not tied on very tight.

You won't feel that in the air.

Get ready to fly faster than the speed

of sandwich, Boo Boo.

We're gonna break the pic-a-nic barrier.

- Yogi!

- Uh-oh.

That's not his happy voice.

Don't move.

I'm switching the glider into stealth mode.

Stealth mode?

Wow. How are you able to...?

Oh.

Ah, Mr. Ranger, sir. Welcome.

Can I interest you in a sody pop?

- There you go.

- When did you steal our vending machine?

I, um... I'm repairing it, sir.

This machine gives its sodas away

for free when a bear kicks it.

Look, a camper has reported some

missing fishing poles...

...so I'm gonna go out on a limb here

and say it was you.

Fishing poles? Sir, I'm a bear.

If I wanted to catch fish,

I would just use my...

Your paws, Yogi.

Isn't that kind of unsanitary?

What's that?

- What's what?

- That thing.

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