No, means No.
- Carl, I know it's you
Oh, hey man
Did you block your number?
Yeah, I did.
So, what are you doing?
Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
You did get my text right?
What? Text, what?
We're all going out tonight.
I'm just so jammed up.
I'm totally off the grid. Know what I mean?
Uh, no I don't at all.
Darn it to heck!
Thing? What thing?
- A thing. You know? Just a thing.
tell you what it is, but... I know there's a thing.
A thing, huh? I don't think there's anything
written down in your fake calendar.
No, it's a specific thing.
A specific thing,
What are you talking about?
I'm not at the video store.
I'm in my apartment.
I can see you Carl.
That's not me.
- It's not?
Oh, I know what's happening.
There's this guy who looks just like me,
who goes to a lot of the same video stores
Wow, that's amazing, because his mouth
Carl, I know you are not saying anything.
Carl, get outside.
I know you are not talking.
Look who's here.
I don't believe it,
Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
I thought you had hung up
your spurs you old cowboy.
Issues pending. They keep me pretty busy.
Yes, I hear you buddy.
because we have an announcement to make.
Oh! There it is. Deal with it!
We are engaged.
That is a big step, huh?
- Yeah it's a big step.
Moving fast. That's okay.
What has it been? Six months?
- Two years.
So, anyway, we are going to have an
engagement party on the 21st. Open bar.
Carl, does that work for you?
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Oh God, look who's here.
Carl it's open bar. What's the problem?
- I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
- Yes, my ex. She's at the bar.
Oh God, that is Stephanie.
- Yeah, they seem to be thriving. Good for her.
Oh look, they're touching each other's genitals.
Isn't that amazing?
I'm so glad I came out.
OK, you know what? I gotta go.
- No, Carl, you're going to stay.
- It's totally unrelated.
This is my boyfriend, Ted.
I don't believe we've....
- No, I don't believe we have.
- Yeah, unfortunately.
You just got here too, Carl.
Yes, but he's got a thing.
- Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing and uh...
There's no time. There's a time crunch,
and time is of the essence.
Anyway, I am gone-a-rea.
Oh well. - Woah!
See you, guys.
- Good morning, Carl.
Would you like to come over for breakfast?
- That sounds great, but I can't.
Some cereal, a yogurt, or something?
- Yes, I know.
How about some toast?
Synopsis: Carl Allen is at a standstill. No future... Until the day he enrolls into a personal development program based on a very simple idea: say yes to everything! Carl discovers with amazement the magical power of "Yes", and sees his professional and romantic life turned upside down overnight: an unexpected promotion and a new girlfriend. But he'll soon discover that better can be good's enemy, and that all opportunities shouldn't be taken.
Actors: Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures/Village Roadshow
3 wins & 8 nominations.
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