Yellowbeard Page #12

and me and a few of the lads'll stay behind

and guard the boat?

Very good, Mr. Moon.

There's a beach like this, which ought to be

on the other side of the island.

We'll cover more ground if we separate.

We'll have every gun on that ship ready

for them when they return.

Bosun Gilbert.

Aye, aye, Captain Moon.

Bloody murderers.

Unhand me, you heathens.

Percy...

I think I found the tree that

that paralyzing liquid comes from.

Just stab some under the skin and...

You do what?

Stab some...

Oh, that.

They've captured Dan.

Ebenezer, look.

Who?

Shall we send for reinforcements...

or capture them now?

Wait a minute.

What's that?

Good Lord.

How did he get here?

There's our reinforcement.

Seems to have taken a mild dislike

to the priests.

Come on, men. Let's rescue Captain Dan.

Not likely, mate.

And the treasure.

- Right you are, mate.

- Be right with you.

- No, no, I can't. Leave me alone.

- Come on, come on, please.

He'll come back. He'll kill you. You see?

Your Assholiness.

Greetings, Your Vehemence.

Mission accomplished.

By the grace of God and heavenly force...

five heathen souls

have attained eternal serenity.

Only five?

Was there any money?

On the paltry side, Your Barbarity.

So your mission was as so much fart gas.

Oh, no, Your Offensiveness.

The ship that they came on

was after Yellowbeard's treasure.

Yellowbeard?

Oh, no, no. He is not here.

Just the men

who came looking for his treasure.

This is one of their officers,

Your Molestation.

The treasure of Yellowbeard.

Now I am the richest...

You must find out everything he knows.

I have just the thing.

Oh, my head.

And my foot and my back.

Mon Dieu, it works.

You may torture me,

but it will avail you nothing.

We'll see about that, sailor.

Captain Moon, sir, they've captured Dan,

and they're setting a trap for the others.

Excellent.

They're making it easy for us.

Well done, Gilbert.

Is it too cold for you?

No, I'm all right.

You must tell my father

where the treasure is, or you will surely die.

I'll tell him nothing.

But he only wants it

for the grace and glory of God.

What kind of God is it

that kills and tortures men?

My father's only purpose

is to enable heathen souls...

to enter heaven more rapidly

than they would of their own accord.

Please tell him.

It hurts me to see you hurt.

It hurts me to see you be hurt

by me being hurt.

I think I love you.

You're right, you do.

And I love you.

And when I am rescued,

I want you to come with me.

But to come with you

would mean leaving here.

- Are you taking the treasure?

- That's right.

Triola, you realize your father may be killed?

Oh, Daddy won't mind.

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