Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewaani Page #3

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Trust me, nothing will happen...

It'll be fun!

Come on.

Okay.

Are you stalking me?

On shut up, Adm.

Aditi fantasizes about all

the girls in the world stalking her.

I'm going to kill you.

Remember, Aditi? We used

to toss to sit behind Topper Naina!

Whoever won was guaranteed

to pass his exams!

Superb! - Aye Naina?

Please eat! Come on eat!

Hi guys...

Got a knife?

Knife! Yes! Definitely! One second.

Right here somewhere!

Don't have. Sorry.

I should've brought bananas...

I've got a...

knife.

Give me...

What'll you give me in return?

What would you like?

Your...

name.

Lara...

Bunny.

You know, like, Bugs Bunny?

Oh my God! That's so cute!!!

Hi! I'm Avi!

Hi...

Are you guys also going

for this trek to Manali?

If that's where you'll be,

where else could we go?

And what will this

fruit do for you, darling?

Come, let's have lunch?

Yeah... We have ham

and cheese sandwiches...

Are you sure?

Oh I'm very sure...

Sharing is caring...

Okay I'll go get my friends!

Priti! Esha!

Yes!!! She's got friends!

How dare you

offer her my sandwiches?!

What now?

"Sharing is caring..."

You should be happy, Aditi!

There's three of them!

One for Bunny, one for me and...

one for you!

Aditi, please change the song!

It's so boring!

Ladies... and bro.

Let's get this party started!

Drinks!

Okay now we're going

to play my favourite game...

It's called I Never!

Hey that's my favorite game!

Same pinch, cuckoo.

Come on, everyone take a drink

and let's start... Scholar Naina!

No, you guys PlaY---

Now that you're here,

you have to play. Here!

Actually, I don't drink alcohol.

WHAT?

Would the bottles not topple

if the high were in the liquor?

Meaning?

Nothing. Here...

Take this APPY-

Today we'll make you Happy on Appy!

Okay, everyone knows the rules, right?

I'm going to say something

that I've never done...

Like... I've never sat in a rickshaw.

Everyone who's done it has to

take a sip of his or her drink. Cool?

Very good!

Let's start!

Okay, I'll start.

I've never been in love.

Every day-

Every single day.

Bunny?

You've never been in love?

No... - What? - But I

think that's about to change...

Please! Bunny only loves himself.

Naina? - No.

Okay.

I've never... watched porn.

Every day!

But Naina you're a biology student!

Even then you haven't seen?

I've never...

been arrested!

Drunk driving!

Beating up a watchman!

Rave Party!

I was there too!

Peeing on the sidewalk.

No.

Okay, my turn...

I've never...

been kissed.

Oh we can change that right now.

I'm going to sleep, guys... Goodnight.

Aye not yet. Your turn!

No... Please.

Can I use the seat for a bit, Bunny?

Of course.

Thanks.

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