Yanks

Howdy!

Scruffy lot of buggers, aren't they?

I bet they've just come off the boat.

- It makes you wonder.

- What?

What women see in 'em.

Yanks!

Yoo-hoo!

Jean! Jean! Come quick!

There's Yanks. Hundreds of 'em.

As if we hadn't enough of them already.

- Aye. Mother won't be pleased.

- But you will, eh?

Aye. I like Yanks.

Hey, sugar, you wanna hitch?

- Why don't you come in here with us?

- There's more room in a tin of sardines.

Yeah, ma'am, but not as much action!

Pretty country.

Look at all that green, Danny.

Winter and it's still green.

You think they've got any more

like that little bus conductress?

Don't you think about anything else?

Three weeks on a boat pulling my pud

and scratching louse bites.

You're diseased, Danny.

Brains all between your legs.

Tea break. That's all I ever hear

around this goddamn place.

That's right, Sergeant. Fancy a cup?

I got 210 men due here any minute now.

They're gonna want water. They won't

get any unless you fix the fucking pipe.

- It's fixed.

- Why ain't it coming out the other end?

It's waiting. Till it's turned on.

- This is good.

- Would it be possible to get it turned on?

- Yes. After I've had my tea.

- Fucking limeys.

Why don't you have a cup, Yank?

Calm you down a bit.

Don't call me Yank. I'm not a damn

Yankee. I'm from Ardmore, Oklahoma.

Howdy!

Give me some of that soap.

Hey, honey!

Oh, my God.

- Over here! Over here!

- Hey, will you look at that?

Dames! I'm feeling warmer already!

The Red Cross only do it for officers.

So don't put your uniform on.

They'll never tell the difference.

- Hey!

- Over here!

- Welcome to England.

- Thank you, ma'am.

- Welcome to England.

- Hi, GI.

- Where are you from?

- Connecticut.

- Welcome to England.

- Thanks.

Keep your eye on the doughnut,

not on the hole.

Thanks, lady.

Boston, Mass.

- Welcome to England.

- Hi, GI.

- Where are you from?

- Louisville, Kentucky.

Honey, it stinks.

- Have a nice hot cuppa.

- Thank you, ma'am.

- What's the matter?

- I think I'm in love.

I think you've been too

long on the boat.

- Welcome to England.

- Get outta here.

- Where are you from?

- Arizona.

- Name?

- Private Jacques.

- Name?

- Ruffelo.

.I hear you're quite a boxer?

- Golden gloves. - Keep your hands

to yourself round here.

- Name?

- Dyson.

It's a beautiful country. A little

chilly. They forgot to put the roof on.

- What are the women like?

- I haven't met one yet.

- When do we get a pass, sir?

- What's a pass?

Thank you, ma'am.

- Welcome to England.

- Psst.

I got the truck for the orchestra

on Saturday.

- Oh. Wonderful. Thank you.

- Can I have one with sugar?

Fantastic. Thanks a lot.

- And where do you come from?

- Burlington, lowa.

Stretch out. Make sure

those waistline muscles are pulling.

- Morning, Dad.

- Morning, love.

Morning, Clarrie.

- Won't be a minute with your overalls.

- That's all right, love.

I like 'em warm, anyway. It's bloody

freezing this morning on the bike.

- What shift you on?

- Nine till seven.

Not again.

You'll kill yourself, that's what you'll do.

Doing two jobs, it's just ridiculous.

It's the same for everybody, isn't it?

- Geoffrey, come and get your breakfast.

- Coming.

- You do look worn out.

- I am, love.

Mind the plate. It's hot.

- Geoffrey!

- Coming, Mother.

- Morning.

- Morning, lad.

- Morning, Geoff.

- Morning.

- Where did you get that hat from?

- Billy Rathbone gave it to me.

- Where did he get it from?

- The fish-and-chip run.

- The what?

- The chip run.

Kids fetch fish and chips

for the Yanks at the camp.

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