Yamla Pagla Deewana 2

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Jat!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Jat!

What God!

You know that I'm getting

late for Harry Johal's meeting.

You too?!

What God!

I do everything for you.

You take the credit as well.

Then you do this to me, huh!

Not fair! Not fair!

Hey, do you want a lift?

Yeah, but I want to go that way.

Yeah. Hop in.

Jump in.

Oh, my God!

- How did that happen!

How did that car start?!

Only God knows!

Anyway, thanks.

- It's alright. Bye.

Jealous, huh?

Mr. Johal! Thank God I'm on time!

Why did you jump?

Why did you save me?

My wife ran away with my best friend.

My best friend was my ad

agency's creative director.

He took my wife as

well as my business!

I'm fcc d!

Oh God!

Mr. Johal.

Death isn't the solution.

Staying alive won't help either.

Tomorrow I've to pitch an ad

campaign to a renowned company.

It was my last chance. I'm finished.

And on top of that you are

here for the loan's recovery.

I don't want to be alive. I want to...

What's the product?

Are you ready, Paramveer?

- Yes. Yes.

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Roll camera.

Action.

D'ole energy drink.

Lift 2.5 tons with ease.

My dear devotees...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

This mantra was generated by my soul.

Nutty, who has

surrendered himself to the Lord.

Looney, a wanderer, distanced

from the attractions of this world...

...immersed in the Lord's devotion.

Crazy, someone who

loves the Lord so much...

...that even the Lord

becomes his disciple.

If this great mantra

has touched your soul...

...then accept this

mantra into your life.

And sing this from your heart...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

- Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

Come to me.

Come to me.

- Oh, noble sage...

Please save me.

Please save me.

I can feel your pain, my son.

Get rid of the burden you

have on your body and soul.

Give it up.

Let go of it.

Let go.

Why are you staring at me?

Throw your chain,

watch and otherjewelry.

Yes.

Nutty!

Looney!

Oh, my God! What is he doing?

Crazy!

Nutty, Looney, Crazy!

I feel light, sage. I feel light.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live.

- Long live, Sage Nutty!

Ready? We are going to get

lots of things today. - Yes.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, noble sage!

Get up.

Get up, my devotee.

Who are you, my child?

I'm Sir Yograj Khanna.

I've come from England.

Show me your right hand.

Now show me your left hand.

What's the time?

I can see it.

I can see it.

I saw it.

Wealth, the one who has it is sad.

And the one who

doesn't have it is also sad.

Right. Absolutely right.

You know it all.

Don't worry.

Soon, a noble soul

will enter your life.

He'll rid you off all your worries.

Oh, noble sage!

Brother Gajodhar...

I've already sold this one.

Hey, the bullet holes I'll

put in you will confuse you...

...as from where to

breathe and from where to...

Got it?

Hey, you 'Dabang' thief!

Give my Salman back to me!

It was yours.

But now it's mine.

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