Yamla Pagla Deewana 2

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Nutty! Looney! Crazy!

Jat!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

Nutty!

Looney!

Crazy!

Jat!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

They cheat...

They bluff...

They swindle the whole world!

Jat!

What God!

You know that I'm getting

late for Harry Johal's meeting.

You too?!

What God!

I do everything for you.

You take the credit as well.

Then you do this to me, huh!

Not fair! Not fair!

Hey, do you want a lift?

Yeah, but I want to go that way.

Yeah. Hop in.

Jump in.

Oh, my God!

- How did that happen!

How did that car start?!

Only God knows!

Anyway, thanks.

- It's alright. Bye.

Jealous, huh?

Mr. Johal! Thank God I'm on time!

Why did you jump?

Why did you save me?

My wife ran away with my best friend.

My best friend was my ad

agency's creative director.

He took my wife as

well as my business!

I'm fcc d!

Oh God!

Mr. Johal.

Death isn't the solution.

Staying alive won't help either.

Tomorrow I've to pitch an ad

campaign to a renowned company.

It was my last chance. I'm finished.

And on top of that you are

here for the loan's recovery.

I don't want to be alive. I want to...

What's the product?

Are you ready, Paramveer?

- Yes. Yes.

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Roll camera.

Action.

D'ole energy drink.

Lift 2.5 tons with ease.

My dear devotees...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

This mantra was generated by my soul.

Nutty, who has

surrendered himself to the Lord.

Looney, a wanderer, distanced

from the attractions of this world...

...immersed in the Lord's devotion.

Crazy, someone who

loves the Lord so much...

...that even the Lord

becomes his disciple.

If this great mantra

has touched your soul...

...then accept this

mantra into your life.

And sing this from your heart...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

- Nutty, Looney, Crazy...

Come to me.

Come to me.

- Oh, noble sage...

Please save me.

Please save me.

I can feel your pain, my son.

Get rid of the burden you

have on your body and soul.

Give it up.

Let go of it.

Let go.

Why are you staring at me?

Throw your chain,

watch and otherjewelry.

Yes.

Nutty!

Looney!

Oh, my God! What is he doing?

Crazy!

Nutty, Looney, Crazy!

I feel light, sage. I feel light.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live.

- Long live, Sage Nutty!

Ready? We are going to get

lots of things today. - Yes.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.

Long live, Sage Nutty!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, noble sage!

Get up.

Get up, my devotee.

Who are you, my child?

I'm Sir Yograj Khanna.

I've come from England.

Show me your right hand.

Now show me your left hand.

What's the time?

I can see it.

I can see it.

I saw it.

Wealth, the one who has it is sad.

And the one who

doesn't have it is also sad.

Right. Absolutely right.

You know it all.

Don't worry.

Soon, a noble soul

will enter your life.

He'll rid you off all your worries.

Oh, noble sage!

Brother Gajodhar...

I've already sold this one.

Hey, the bullet holes I'll

put in you will confuse you...

...as from where to

breathe and from where to...

Got it?

Hey, you 'Dabang' thief!

Give my Salman back to me!

It was yours.

But now it's mine.

Stop.

I've watched 'Dabang' 70 times.

And I've watched it 170 times.

I've watched 'Hum Apke

Hain Kaun' 200 times.

And I've watched it 250 times.

Stop!

I've watched 'Maine

Pyar Kiya' 300 times.

There's a reason why my name is Suman.

And I've watched it a 1000 times.

That's why everyone

affectionately calls me Prem.

I can give up my life but not Salman.

Hey...

I'll kill you!

Hey!

Stop!

Stop!

I won't spare you!

My trident!

Ma'am, you shouldn't be so

angry with your husband.

He isn't my husband.

Here, only wives make their

husband run on the streets.

Stay happily married.

Hello, Mr. Jindal.

Hi, Paramveer. How are you doing?

- Great.

Please.

Harry Johal has started

paying the installments.

Your energy drink is causing wonders.

Thank you, sir.

God knows how you do it.

He knows.

Now, I've another assignment for you.

Tell me, what do I have to lift now?

One of our bank's oldest clients.

A few years ago I sanctioned a

loan of 10 million pounds to him.

But all of a sudden he has

stopped paying the installments.

Which is very unlike him.

And it has the bank worried.

You go and find out in your own

style as to what his problem is.

And see if you can

help recover the loan.

Sir, Mr. Dharam Oberoi...

...is the owner of Oberoi, Oberoi

and Oberoi group of industries.

He's one of the top

shots of this country.

Wow.

All his royal guests come in this car.

If someone pleases him,

he gifts him a palace.

Mr. Oberoi, how did

you and your mistress...

...manage to do all this

without breaking any bones?

Very funny.

But if this is uploaded on YouTube...

And if your wife sees it,

then it's not funny.

No! Don't do that.

My wife will disown me if

she finds out about this.

I'm ready to do anything.

- Anything, huh?

Look at this place.

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