xXx: Return of Xander Cage Page #4

- I'm kidding.

It's not like I have a safe word,

or anything. It's "kumquat. "

Never really think about it.

Kumquat.

What about you?

No. "Safe" isn't in my vocabulary.

Touche. You are Xander Cage.

Anything you need,

Becky can source it within the hour.

Except for any sort of illegal drugs.

Those, I'll have within 15 minutes.

Kidding.

But if you need a fifty of Purple Urkle,

I am not the girl to ask.

Okay, Cage, follow me.

I'll introduce you to your ground team.

- Thank you, Becky.

- Of course.

Kumquat.

Hey, here comes the Red Bull freak show.

Xander Cage, I want you to meet Paul...

Donovan.

Captain Paul Donovan.

I know you. I saw you on TV!

The President gave him a medal.

That must have been pretty cool, right?

You guys must have some

seriously cool stories to tell.

Must've seen a lot.

I wonder, how many of you have ever pulled

a freestyle triple backflip

on a BMX bike before? All of you?

No. We don't play on bikes.

Oh, you don't play on bikes.

Any of you ever carve an R4

on a snowboard

while an avalanche is on your booty?

We're soldiers, hotshot. Not slackers.

Okay, but you all have

HALO jumped over Eastern Europe

using a standard-issue armor

deployment parachute system.

Am I right?

No. We're not all jacked up on

Mountain Dew and Red Bull, you a**hole.

Where'd you find this guy?

Well, there's a first time for everything.

What did you just do?

I can't believe this sh*t.

I'm not gonna have clowns watch my back.

I know I'm gonna regret asking you this,

but who would you trust?

You know, no one has this number.

So, what are you up to these days?

Me?

I'm evening the odds.

Move in, move in!

Show me your hands!

Get on the car, now!

It was like that when I got here.

Nobody gets in unless you're an

X- Game participant! You hear me?

That guy got through.

Hey, get back here!

Wassup, Nyjah?

Lightningbolt and Burrito.

Chad, wassup, bro?

Roberta. I'll see you later.

Show him the love! Give it up for The Hood!

The good, the bad, the extreme,

and the completely insane.

Now, this is a team I can work with.

I'll make this easy for you.

These four a**holes, very bad guys.

Pandora's Box, very bad thing.

We'll land in Manila and you will requisition

your own transportation to the island.

Yo, why don't we just nuke this b*tch

from orbit and call it a day?

Pandora's Box is one of a kind.

It needs to be recovered intact.

Why? What's it do?

- Brainwave scrambler?

- It killed Gibbons.

All you need to know. The rest is classified.

Brainwave scrambler.

You smell that?

Smells like the same sh*t

in a different suit.

You think a dog knows how to work a Frisbee?

Master says, "Fetch," and the b*tch listens.

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