Xiao Quan Guai Zhao (Revenge of the Dragon AKA The Fearless Hyena) Page #3

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- Come

- Yes

Mister, death comes when it comes!

Let me handle the funeral!

I guarantee you a grand one!

Remember, we have all kinds

of meals here!

Buffet. Table D'Hote, A la Carte!

If someone dressed nicely

like me comes in

Recommend this type to him!

If they're dressed like you,

take them over here!

This type is meant for

the likes of you

How can anyone sleep

in this rotting thing?

Why not?

At least three people have used it!

Three people slept in this?

This is what you call

"Second Hand"!

What is the meaning of

"Second Hand"?

It means old stuff!

Do you understand?

Would anybody buy it?

Of course!

I run a monopoly here!

They have no choice

but to buy from me!

Is it ethical?

Full payment only

No installments!

Also, you must remember

the various brands

This is teak wood, rose wood,

willow wood...

When the guest comes,

knock and let them hear the sound

Boss, it sounds like ply wood

They wouldn't know, you dumb ass!

Come!

This is the most precious and

is not for sale!

Are you keeping it for yourself?

Yes! Ah... Nonsense!

But if the price is right, I'm willing to

part with it

I polish this thing

a few times everyday

It is most important to tell the client

its good points!

What good points?

It's cool in the summer and

warm in the winter

Even the living will find it comfortable

Covered, it provides shelter from

the rain and wind

Won't it be suffocating?

Not if you install

a ventilation fan

Let me show you

This coffin is comfortable

Nice and cool! So comfortable!

Listen! It's as if someone's calling you

This is good wood!

It's scary!

Would you like to try it?

No, thanks! It's too narrow

It's big enough for three

Try it!

It's terrible!

Are you trying to suffocate me,

you little rascal?

It's only a demo!

No one asked you to shut in

I'll kill you when I get out!

I can't lift it!

There's nothing I can do!

Find anything?

No!

Did you find him?

No!

Where could he possibly go?

I'm telling you

I don't want any trouble!

If you still follow me,

I'll break your bones!

Big brother!

Hang on, who's your big brother?

We three think you're the greatest

and beg to be your disciples!

That's a joke

I can't even take care of myself!

Nobody wants me for anything

That's not true!

It's just that the times not right

But the time has come now

There's a whole lot of money waiting

for you to grab!

Right!

Why don't you three go

if that's the case?

It's true!

Then, go on!

We can't do it without you

But with you three,

I'm as good as dead!

Don't give me any more problems

We won't dare now that we know

your Kung Fu skills

If I've any ill intentions,

I'll change my name to rotten egg!

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