Xi you xiang mo pian Page #4

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Xuan Zang. So... how did it go last night?

What are you talking about?

You were flirting.

What do you mean, Master? That's impossible.

How do you feel about romantic love?

That's just Lesser Love...

it's got nothing to do with me.

I'm in search of Greater Love.

Want a bite?

No.

Master, please don't.

It's against our beliefs.

Eating the goose is just a physical act.

You may want something but you say otherwise.

That's the little 'something'.

How dare you eat my goose leg! Have you paid?!

I have no money.

No money?!

Stop right there, baldy!

Stop running!

Master, so you knew

about the Pig Demon all along.

The man's name was KL Hog.

He was as ugly as a boar...

...but he was a kind man.

He loved his wife dearly,

but she cheated on him with a handsome man.

They murdered him with a nine-pronged rake.

When his love turned to hatred,

he became a demon.

He swore he would kill all women

lusting after handsome men.

How tragic for him.

Master,

I'm unable to handle such a strong demon.

Maybe you should take over.

Well, sure... but I'm quite busy these days.

To defeat such a powerful demon...

...you must go

find the strongest King among kings.

He might teach you

the secrets of conquering demons.

Who is he?

The Monkey King, who has been imprisoned...

...by Buddha under

Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years.

Monkey King?

He's just a legend... no one has ever seen him.

He's quite easy to find.

At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain...

...look for an old temple.

In front of it,

you can find a statue of Buddha.

...13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide.

The Monkey King is there.

Really? It's that easy?

You'd have to be blind...

...to miss something 13,000 by 2,560 feet.

There's no time like the present. Get going.

Also, that Monkey King...

...is tricky, evil and full of hatred.

Be careful.

How do I convince him to help me?

Use your knowledge... and this

300 Nursery Rhymes

We've come here from the West to hunt demons!

Any demon-hunters are our enemies.

We kill demons and demon-hunters too!

No matter how strong you are,

you're dead if you meet us.

Are you a demon-hunter?

I'm not a demon-hunter.

But you're out so late at the demon's lair.

You still deny it?

Are you a demon-hunter?

Me?

Wait!

He's my husband. We just had a fight...

...I ran out and he came to get me.

You got it wrong, really!

He's only a music teacher.

You take out...

...your song book and show her.

Hurry!

See?!

Fine. Prove you're a couple.

Do it right here.

What do you mean?

Do it! Now!

Do it?

We couldn't possibly

do it here in public.

I'd rather die than do it with her.

What?! You'd rather die.

You think I want this!

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