X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time Page #2

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BEFORE I LEFT, I SAID, "IF YOU

DO WANT ME TO DO THIS, BY THE

WAY, I WANT THIS AMOUNT OF

MONEY AND THIS PERCENTAGE OF

WHATEVER FOR SO MANY YEARS."

AND THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, "DON' CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU."

SO ABOUT AN HOUR LATER, I'M

SITTING AT MY HOUSE, AND THEY

CALLED AND SAID, "WE WANNA

DO IT."

SO THEY CAME OVER FOR ME TO

SIGN THE CONTRACT, AND THAT WAS,

UH, THAT WAS THE END OF THAT.

ALTHOUGH, AT FIRST,

HER REACTIONS MAY LEAD YOU TO

BELIEVE THAT SHE IS BEING

TORTURED, QUITE THE CONTRARY

IS TRUE, FOR NO HARM WILL COME

TO THOSE BEING RAVISHED.

IN THE MORNING, SHE WILL BE

SET FREE, UNAWARE OF ANYTHING

EXCEPT THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOVED

AS NEVER BEFORE.

THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE

MOVIE WAS-- AND I SAID TO THEM,

"I'M AN ACTRESS, AND I SAY

NOT ONE WORD."

HE SAID, "OH, NO, THAT'S EVEN

MORE DIFFICULT," WHICH IT IS.

BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE TO

CONVEY YOUR FEELINGS, WHATEVER

THEY MAY BE, THROUGH YOUR EYES

AND YOUR ACTIONS.

AND I SAID, "I DON'T REALLY

WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE WILD AND

SEXY, AND IT'S GONNA BE SCARY,

PROBABLY, FOR ME AT CERTAIN

TIMES, BUT I DON' WANT TO KNOW."

JOHNNIE KEYES, HE WAS THE BLACK

GUY WITH THE SHARK TEETH

AROUND HIS NECK AND, UM,

VERY ETHNIC LOOKING.

AND WHEN WE STARTED TO HAVE SEX,

IT WAS THE KIND OF THING WHERE

I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY FREAKED

OUT, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA

I F***ED HER FOR A LONG TIME.

I F***ED HER FOR 43 MINUTES

WITHOUT STOPPING. NOBODY DOES

THAT. THAT WAS A MARATHON F***.

WHERE IT TURNED FROM TERROR

TO PLEASURE, AND I REALLY

BELIEVE YOU CAN SEE THAT.

AND I KNOW THAT THERE WAS A TIME

THAT I FELT MYSELF SLIP ON TO

THE OTHER SIDE,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

UH, MARILYN, SHE PASSED OUT,

SHE FAINTED. AND I-- IN MY MIND,

I SAID, "SH*T, I'M GOING TO

JAIL. I DONE KILLED THIS WHITE

WOMAN WITH MY DICK."

WELL, THE TRAPEZES

WERE A BIT MUCH.

IT'S A GOOD THING I WAS IN

PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, BECAUSE THERE

WAS A LOT OF STANDING AROUND,

LITERALLY, ON TOP OF PEOPLE,

AND THERE WAS TRAPEZES

AND WHATNOT. YOU HAD TO BE

A GYMNAST, DEFINITELY.

THE WAY THAT THE STORY OF--

WHEN "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR"

AND "IVORY SOAP BOX" CAME OUT,

I TOLD THE MITCHELL BROTHERS

THAT, "OH, BY THE WAY, I DID

THIS COMMERCIAL FOR PROCTER &

GAMBLE, UH, IVORY SOAP BOX."

AND THEY'RE SAYING, "WHAT?"

WE WALKED DOWN THE SOAP AISLES,

WE LOOK, AND THERE IS MY MUG

ON ALL THESE BOXES, STARING DOWN

AT US, AND IT JUST HAPPENED TO

BE THE VERY SAME WEEK THA "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR" OPENED

IN THE THEATERS.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I CREATED

PORNO CHIC, BUT I KNOW THAT I

WAS PART OF IT.

AND THAT WAS A VERY IMPORTAN TIME IN OUR HISTORY WHERE PEOPLE

LIKE JOHNNY CARSON WERE WAITING

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