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Okay, that is not funny.

Look who's scared now.

- Sorry.

- Whatever.

Just get me to a motel room...

run me a very hot bath...

and be prepared to provide me

with a lot of orgasms.

I think they need to be alone.

What do you expect?

They just got engaged.

They're happy.

It's a hard thing to find.

Yeah.

- Got it?

- Limber tongue. Got it.

You're stupid.

Maybe we shouldn't

have left Francine and Evan.

Don't worry. They're fine.

- You guys okay?

- Super.

Well, wait, guys.

This road isn't on here.

That's because you don't have

the Redneck World Atlas.

I think we've just been saved, kids.

Can I get a...

Make this quick.

Actually, maybe we

should keep walking.

What? The next house is gonna have

a white picket fence?

Yeah, if there is

a next house.

- Hey.

- What?

Hello?

All right, this isn't right.

Hello?

Hello? Anybody home?

- Whoa, baby! Could you... Shh!

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

I was gonna see if they had a phone.

You guys can wait out here if you want.

You can't just go barging

into someone's house like that.

Yeah, 'cause, you know,

I'm just thinkin'...

West Virginia, trespassing...

not a great combination.

Look, I need to pee.

Well, I need to remind you

of a little movie called Deliverance.

Guys, we got two wrecked cars.

I mean, we really need a phone.

Hello?

Hello?

Carly.

Hello?

What the f***?

Let's just do what we gotta do

and get out of here.

Hey, I am not sensing a phone here.

Hello!

Okay, who lives here?

I don't know, but can you

help me find a bathroom?

Baby, I think

this is the bathroom.

F***.

Oh, my God.

Look at this place.

Seriously, guys,

I think we should go.

Help me find the bathroom.

Then we'll go.

Baby, what if this place

belongs to some kind of cult?

I read in Newsweek how

economically depressed places...

are like breeding grounds for

all kinds of apocalyptic visionaries.

Order of the Solar Temple, Church of

the Lamb of God, the Chijon family.

- Remember them?

- Hey, brainiac!

All right.

Maybe that door.

Christ!

- You okay?

- It's just a paddle. It's all right.

God, look at this place.

Yeah. It's like

the garage sale from hell.

Jesus.

Can you believe this?

Jesus, these guys

are ripping people off.

I mean, this is like

$30,000 worth of stuff.

Chris.

We should leave.

This is kind of creepy.

- Yeah, this is it.

- Okay. Be quick.

- Okay!

- All right? Two minutes.

All right?

I'll be here.

Guys, guys, check this out.

Oh, no.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Scott. Scott!

Scott, we have to go now!

- Jess! Jessie!

- Jess!

- Hey! Guys, what is it?

- We need to get back to your friends.

- What about a phone?

- There is no phone. Sh*t!

There's a back door.

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