Wreck-It Ralph Page #7

Tapper runs off.

OUTSIDE THE GAME CONSOLE: we watch the 8-bit view of the Root

Beer Tapper game as Tapper zips down a row of bars, sliding

beers to other customers.

BACK INSIDE THE GAME: Tapper returns to Ralph’s side.

TAPPER (CONT’D)

You were saying.

RALPH:

I was saying, I can’t spend another

thirty years living alone in the

(MORE)

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH (CONT'D)

garbage. I’m not going back without

a medal.

TAPPER:

Well, I don’t know what to tell

you. Maybe somebody left a medal

here. You’re welcome to dig through

the lost and found.

SLAM CUT TO:

INT. BROOM CLOSET

Ralph digs through the “lost and found” crate. Behind him we

see a hallway with the saloon doors on one side and restrooms

on the other.

RALPH:

Okay let’s see what we’ve got here.

Ralph rummages through the box. A little cockroach scurries

out of the box. Ralph SHOOS it.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Shoo. Shoo. Go.

(back rummaging)

Mushroom. No.... What is this? No.

(picking up a pair of red

briefs)

Oh come on Zangief. Gross.

Ralph sighs, pushes the crate back into the closet, sighs.

RALPH (CONT’D)

What am I doing?

Just then, a heavily-armored space marine enters through the

saloon doors and bumps into Ralph.

RALPH (CONT’D)

Hey, excuse you.

The marine staggers on and right into the wall again and

again, in a walk cycle. Meet PVT. MARKOWSKI.

MARKOWSKI:

(mumbling, shell-shocked)

We are humanity’s last hope. Our

mission, destroy all cy-bugs. We

are humanity’s last hope-

Ralph stands and looks at him, curious.

WRECK-IT RALPH

RALPH:

You okay there, cadet?

Markowski whips around quickly and grabs Ralph by the collar.

MARKOWSKI:

We’ve only been plugged in a week.

And every day it’s climb the

building. Fight bugs. Climb the

building. Fight more bugs.

Ralph pries Markowski’s hands off of his collar.

RALPH:

Yeah yeah yeah, right. Hey, easy on

the overalls spaceman. It’s tough

all over.

Ralph heads for the door.

MARKOWSKI:

And all for what? A lousy medal.

RALPH:

Medal? You win a medal?

MARKOWSKI:

Yeah. Medal of Heroes.

RALPH:

Ooooh. Is it shiny?

MARKOWSKI:

Pretty shiny.

RALPH:

Ooooh. And it says Hero on it?

MARKOWSKI:

Uh-huh.

RALPH:

And you said you win it by climbing

a building?

MARKOWSKI:

...And fighting bugs.

RALPH:

Right. Bugs. Listen: Is there any

chance I could go with you to your

game and get one of those medals-

WRECK-IT RALPH

MARKOWSKI:

Negatory.

RALPH:

Does that mean maybe?

MARKOWSKI:

No. Look, only the bravest and the

best serve in our corps-

The little cockroach climbs up the wall beside him. Markowski

sees it and squeals like a little baby.

MARKOWSKI (CONT’D)

BUG! AAAAEEEEK!

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