Worst Friends Page #3
I'm not a nurse.
You work with kids.
Not the same thing.
It's fine.
Listen, I wouldn't do this
unless I trust
that everything will be okay.
I mean, it's not like
I'm a shitty father, right?
[door closes]
Hello!
- What's going on, dummy?
- Who are you?
- Drop it. I talked to your dad.
- Who?
Eat sh*t, Jake.
I'm gonna go downstairs,
make a sandwich.
You want something?
Yes.
All right.
Is there a note or something
down there?
No.
For the nurse.
My dad said he was gonna
get me a live-in nurse.
F*** you, Jake!
What?
If you call me that
while I'm here,
I'm gonna walk out,
and you're gonna sh*t yourself
and starve to death
in that bed.
What?
Did I stutter?
Don't call me that, Jake.
- It's turkey.
- Are you kidding?
Your dad left food money,
but that's the best I can do
with what's in the fridge.
Is this a joke?
It's the best I can do,
considering.
They're on an airplane, Jake.
[sighs]
You want anything to drink?
Don't try to move,
or I'll hobble you.
Hey!
I have to go to the bathroom!
Watch the door, a**hole.
This door isn't wide enough.
Why would my dad's
second-floor bathroom
be wheelchair accessible?
The default for any bathroom
should be that it be
wheelchair accessible.
Right! Why don't you go ahead
and pioneer that one, nurse?
Second-floor wheelchair
accessible bathrooms.
Great idea.
All right, whatever.
Look, Sam, come on!
I'm messing with you.
Come back.
Sam!
I'm shitting my pants!
- Easy.
- Yeah.
Okay.
[pats back]
Hey.
Can't sh*t through
my pants, buddy.
Move it on back.
[grunts]
Oh, come on.
Nothing you haven't seen before.
- [doorbell rings]
- Who is it?
I don't know yet.
I haven't opened the door.
Who is it?
Hey, I got a delivery here
for Jacob Kitner.
Yeah, I can sign for it.
- He's not Jacob Kitner!
- I'm not.
Are you a resident
of this house?
- He is not a resident!
- I'm not.
sign for this who is?
It ain't him!
He's Jacob Kitner.
He can sign for it.
[door closes]
I'm Jacob Kitner.
Sign here.
[whispering]
This guy, he kidnapped me.
He broke my arm and leg.
You gotta help me.
Did he also cast
and set your injuries?
Yeah.
He's a doctor.
You gotta help me.
Nothing changes, Jake.
Who the hell are you?
Daniel.
Daniel O'Connor.
We took trig together.
See you later, a**hole.
I never took trig!
Hey, sorry, dude.
I didn't recognize you.
That's cool, man.
The hat and shorts and sh*t
Yeah, no doubt.
What are you doing here?
His dad paid me
to take care of him.
- How much?
- A grand.
That's not enough.
That kid's an a**hole.
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