Worlds Greatest Dad Page #3
- Year:
- 2009
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Thank you.
Thank you.
- You're grounded.
- I'll run away.
Oh, and live
with your mother?
And her boy-toy Todd?
That's a great idea.
- I'll take away your computer.
- No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
Jesus christ, Kyle,
what did I do
to deserve this?
I didn't ask to be born.
Neither did I.
Boo hoo.
Woman:
You are so funny!
Wait, read from here.
Starting there.
- What are you reading?
- "We don't experience it
as a restriction!"
- What's that?
- Oh, God, you are so funny.
It's... come here.
Give it to me.
- Oh, this is embarrassing.
- Mike got published
- in "The New Yorker."
- "New Yorker"!
- Hello!
- "The New Yorker"?
Woman:
It's aboutthe first robot that joins the NBA.
- It's like a parody about racism.
- Miss Reed:
Racism.- It's hysterical.
- No, it isn't.
No, it is seriously so good.
Called "I, Forward."
Get it?
Yeah, like "I, Robot."
- Right, but "I, Forward."
- Yeah.
It's... it's really hard
getting in "The New Yorker."
- It is?
- Yeah, really.
It's the first thing
I submitted.
Woman:
That's amaz...I'm amazed.
The first thing? No.
- That's great. Good for you.
- What's that?
Mike got published
in "The New Yorker."
You don't say!
May I see it?
- Sure.
- It's about racism.
Hot dog! Now don't go
getting too famous on us.
- (all laughing)
- What's that?
Mike published an article
in "The New Yorker."
- Take a look at that.
- Ho ho!
Right on.
You dog, you dog!
- Yeah!
- (all cheering)
This should be read
at assembly.
Now that is a great idea.
Mike, would you read it
at the assembly?
If you twist my arm,
all right.
(all cheering)
May I take this
with me?
- Yeah, sure.
- Can I read it after him?
That's awesome.
Congratulations.
Hey, blow my whistle.
Come on..."The New Yorker"!
For "The New Yorker"!
Yeah!
(all cheering)
Wow, I cannot wait
to get my own copy.
"New Yorker."
It's not a national,
- but that's amazing.
- No.
Actually, it is
a national magazine.
- It's national.
- Really?
Whoa, I didn't know that.
Mmm.
How's Kyle?
Great.
Raising a son is so hard.
Don't get me wrong, my Hunter is
the best thing that ever happened to me.
But man, can he be a handful.
- How old is he?
- Two, going on 20.
Oh, God.
The kid's a player.
Well, I wonder where
he gets that from.
- I have no idea.
- (laughs)
How's he dealing
with the separation?
Real well.
I didn't know
you were separated.
Yeah.
It's been tough,
but his mother and I were supposed
to make a baby together.
We just weren't supposed
to live together.
- That's so sad.
- Yeah.
Thanks.
How often do you see him?
Every other weekend.
They're not kidding when
they say that raising a child
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