Wonder Woman Page #2

...that I feel any connection

to our past lives...

...as if once again

that world is close enough to touch.

For Gaea's sake, my queen,

have you lost your mind?

Hey, rook, it would be appreciated

if you could help me pick this tail,

Rook, you copy?

Do you copy?

Damn it,

PF just hit 10,

Perhaps you'd be better served

by a less restless mare, princess.

She'll be fine once I run it out of her.

She's just been cooped up in the stable

too long.

I know just how you feel. We comb you.

We feed you till you're full.

Give you everything you could possibly need,

and yet all you want is to run free, isn't it?

Off to explore?

I doubt there's an inch of this island

left for me to explore.

Care to join me?

Thank you but you know

I prefer the excitement of a good book.

Two bandits on your tail, Slick,

I'll intercept him,

Negative on the intercept, trooper,

You got your own plane pal to deal with,

Slick!

You're dead gone,

Radio command, this is Zipper,

do you read?

I'm experiencing catastrophic

engine failure, punching out.

Not good.

What the...?

Where did the landing strip come from?

Whew.

Oh, man.

This is too good to be true.

And it is.

Is it true, Artemis? A man on the island?

Go home, princess. That is an order.

I'll take it under advisement.

- An angel.

- Surrender. You cannot escape.

Oh, I don't know about that, angel.

I've made a hobby

out of fleeing chasing women.

Wow...

...I think I like you.

Wow, haven't had this dream

since I was 13.

- Aah.

- You will speak only when spoken to.

That's enough, Artemis.

Welcome to Themyscira.

We are the Amazons.

We live simple lives,

and we wish to keep it that way.

There are a few questions

we'd like to ask you.

Sorry, ma'am, soldiers don't talk.

Hey, I'm into the kinky stuff too,

but if you think...

...that's gonna make me

more cooperative...

Identify yourself.

United States Air Force.

Colonel Steven Rockwell Trevor.

This lasso was designed to bypass

the untrustworthy nature of man.

You cannot resist its powers.

What interest does your government have

in our island?

My government is unaware

of the existence of your island.

I'm only here

because my plane was damaged.

I don't have to put up with this crap.

We are unfamiliar

with this particular idiom.

What does crap mean?

No, forget I even said it.

It's another word for excrement.

You happy now, lady?

What did he say?

Oh, my goodness.

- I can't believe this.

What did he say?

See, my child?

Is it not as I've always said?

Here the true nature of man

is laid bare.

What other depraved thoughts

must you be thinking?

God, your daughter's got a nice rack.

Shall I kill him now, my queen?

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