Wolf Mother Page #4

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which is a good one by the way,

what you're telling me is

that I'm here because some

bank clerk said I raped her?

- It could be classified a

non-consensual situation, yes.

- And that's it?

Well, let me tell you

something, Columbo.

They're only good for one

thing, and that's the wet spot.

You dig?

- Well, while we have you here,

by chance, just by chance,

you wouldn't happen to

know who shot a cop

in the valley last Monday?

- No.

What the f*** is this?

- Oh, that's Panda Bear.

He's kind of a

celebrity around here.

- The f*** is he doin'?

- [Detective] Go ahead, Panda.

Yeah, that's right, and

you have no idea, do ya,

who may have put our

officer in a coma?

- Coma?

- That's right, a coma!

- No, I don't!

- Go on, Panda.

Let him have it.

Come on, buddy, I

want some info.

Whenever you're ready.

(pounding) (shouting)

I want some information.

I want to know who the

f*** shot that officer!

And I want to know why he's

in a coma, goddamn it!

That's a nice 45.

- [Ben Voiceover]

Can you believe it?

After everything, they brought

me in 'cause I was rough

in bed with the clerk.

Now, before I continue,

let me just be real.

I shot the cop in the leg.

I didn't know the impact

of his melon smashing

into the pavement was gonna

cause a goddamn coma.

I never shot anyone in my life,

and I sure as hell didn't

plan on a cop being my first.

I never had any intentions

to hurt anybody,

but what was I supposed to do?

One second you think you're

gonna spend the rest

of your life in prison

only to find out

it'll just be for a handful

of days for stolen plates,

which is why my raunchy

ass was pulled over

in the first place.

(sirens blaring)

- Yo, man, goin'

anywhere special?

I'm stuck in the '70s too.

- A little dark to be

wearin' those shades,

don't you think whore?

Oh God, you leeches are

nothing but trouble.

- Oh, why's that, huh baby?

We're honest, right?

We give a service for

an agreed price tag.

It's not like we're

robbin' banks or nothin'.

- What I said was, bimbo,

your gender as a whole

is a bullshit joke.

- What, I'm not

good enough for ya?

I'll do anything you want.

Primo stuff here, man.

Anything, name it.

- What do you think, you

think I'm a f***in' idiot?

- I'm not a cop.

- Well, how do I know that?

- I'm hungry, okay?

I'm embarrassed, man.

- [Ben Voiceover]

It was her eyes.

Nothin' else, it was her eyes.

- I moved to New York when I

was 14, then back to Austin,

then to the Boulevard

of Broken BJs.

Anyways, what I was sayin',

this girl and her pooch

were sittin' on the subway

platform in New York.

Homeless as sh*t, real bad.

This pup, this pup was

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