Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie Page #4

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Why don't you come with me, little girl

On a magic...

(THANKS IN SPANISH)

Oh. Alex, honey,

don't you just love the ancient walls

and the cobblestone streets?

You know what? Your dad and I walked

these very streets

on one of our very first dates.

It must have been pretty

when it was new.

Hey. This attitude of yours?

That's what's getting old.

I'm sorry, but it's just memory lane is

turning out to be the longest road ever.

When are we gonna do something

I want to do?

You're right. You're right.

We haven't got to do something

you want to do.

You get to choose next, all right?

Did I mention

Javier teaches windsurfing?

Theresa, look.

- Ooh! My favorite earrings.

- Dude, check it out.

Top 100 must-see wizard sightings

on the island.

I wonder

why we haven't been to any yet.

Wait. I know.

ARCHIE:
Ladies and gentlemen, can I

have your attention

for just one moment?

Prepare to...

Fine. You want magic?

There's your magic.

And now the beautiful Giselle

will find your card, sir.

Your card. Here we go.

Are you ready? Yes, you will.

Remember what it is?

Okay, there you go.

Just not that one.

Which one do you think it is?

Not that one. No, wrong one.

Go ahead. Try again.

It's the eight of clubs.

The one I'm shoving in your mouth.

Like we rehearsed. Like we rehearsed.

There it is! The eight...

She dropped it. Hang on.

Eight of clubs! Amazing!

What do you say?

Pretty amazing is what I say.

Pretty pathetic is what I say.

Anybody? Anybody?

You know what the problem is

with you two?

You don't know how

to make your own fun.

ARCHIE:
It's a magical balloon trick.

(BLOWS)

Excuse me, sir. I'd like to volunteer.

Okay. I wasn't really aware

that I was asking for volunteers.

(LAUGHS)

- Right. Got any money?

- Yes.

Hope that didn't break you.

Right. First of all,

- I will need your drink.

- Why?

Because I'm doing eight shows a day

in the blazing sun.

Here, try and blow this up.

Strong lungs?

(SQUAWKS)

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

the incredible needle through balloon.

The needle through...

Oh, yeah. By the way,

if you happen to see

la policia anywhere,

don't keep it to yourselves, okay?

Because we're having issues. Thanks.

Needle through the balloon.

Okay, that's weird.

Watch out.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

(YELLS)

No. No.

(ARCHIE YELLS)

- Max.

- Come on.

- No!

- Oh, yeah. Now that's a great trick.

(YELLS)

Whoa!

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Thank you. That was good, right?

I totally meant for that to happen.

- Nicely done.

- ARCHIE:
Thank you!

That's got to be worth something.

Thank you. Thank you. Anything else?

ARCHIE:
Brilliant.

You're awesome. Very good.

Hey! Hey! Kiddo! Hey, hold on!

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