Without a Paddle Page #3

- A rope's good.

All right, I know you guys won't grasp

this concept,

but I have patients and...

I am a doctor now.

I am Dr. Mott now!

I have responsibilities!

Your responsibility is to come

treasure hunting with us.

We're 30.

This might be the last chance

we have to do something

incredibly stupid together.

I agree.

For Billy, Dano.

- Not fair.

- I think it's fair.

All right.

Time to re-up on our oath, boys.

Fingers up.

- Hey, put that away. Tom...

- I love the way you work.

You know who I'm talking to.

There's no way I'm going.

No chance!

No! You guys, no! Hey.

Let go of me!

Hey! No, no.

No!

I hate you guys.

Oh, we hate you too,

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

Hey! Hey! I agreed to come.

You said I could drive.

We drive by my rules.

No kissing me.

I can't believe that Billy kept the Duke

in running shape all these years.

How about a little

Fort Cooper classic.

This is Rocking Billy Newwood.

I'm here with fellow DJs

- Jazzy Jerry.

- Yeah!

- Gonzo Tommy.

- Yeah!

- And Disco Dan.

- Burn, baby, burn!

And we have a special dedication

by Dan's mom, entitled:

"I've Had Sex With Tom. "

I totally did, though.

- Usually it's too late when you

- Do you know the words?

Realize what you had

And my mind goes back to a girl

I left some years ago

Who told me

Just hold on loosely

But don't let go

The boys together, the open road.

Good tunes, good times.

Good God! Let's pull off

memory highway.

But I'm never off, always on

To the break of dawn

C- O-M-P-T-O-N

And the city they call Long Beach

Putting the sh*t together

If it's good enough to take

Them off a proper chunk

I'll take a small piece

Of some of that funky stuff

It's like this and like that

And like this and...

- How do you know all these words?

- He's a doctor.

Doctors study other doctors' work.

- You're a secret Dr. Dre fan.

- Oh, God.

It's like this and like that

And like this...

- No, this is a metropolis. Look at this.

- This place is very remote.

I wish I would've brought my dancing

shoes so we can go clubbing.

- Let's find the nearest hospital.

- Stay at The Ritz. This is great.

- How are you?

- Hi.

Where are we?

Corner of Bumfuck and

You Got a Purty Mouth.

Hey, I'm gonna make a call.

Oh, wait, Jerry, you should use

my new cell phone.

It's a satellite phone,

so it works everywhere.

And it's got a camera and it's got

an address book and, listen,

it's even got a personalized ring.

Nice. You shouldn't be proud

of that, Dan.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

Well,

I'm gonna go check out

the canoe situation.

- You want anything?

- Good luck. No, I'm good.

Hello?

Denise. What are you doing home?

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