With This Ring Page #5

- Career.

Oh... you're being nasty.

Okay.

Good looking.

- Yeah.

Great family..

Maybe he does something in finance.

Say you were doing good. You were

until you started describing Damon.

You're right. Okay, supportive.

- Yes.

That's not Damon.

- No.

And knows when I'm up

at 3 am reading scripts.

The answer to any questions involving

chocolate or caffeine is...

Yes.

That's good. I like it.

- Yeah, me too.

You know, Viv?

You could be a lot more supportive too.

Oh, oh.

Oh. So now you're coming for me?

Yes. Because your blog

is like the black TMZ...

...and you haven't written one word

about Keith's wife cheating on him.

That's because there is no proof.

- What if I got proof?

Woo.

That's a mighty big 'if'.

If I got proof,

would you print it?

I'm sure I could find an angle.

Oh my goodness.

If there's proof.

- Okay.

And just like that.

Dr. Frankenstein released the monster.

Are we going to submit

these things or what?

Count of 3.

3...

...SPY

EYEWEAR:

No matter where you go in the world,

Once you leave the United States,

the coffee tastes better.

That is so true.

One of the places I always

wanted to go is Greece.

I wonder what's going on over there.

I don't know, or Italy.

I'm open.

I always love traveling

and seeing the world.

You must have go everywhere, huh?

Excuse me, sir.

Are you the driver of that vehicle?

Oh. Is it the meter?

I have change.

Sir, are you aware that vehicle

was reported stolen earlier today?

Stand up, sir.

I'm placing you under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used

against you in the court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be appointed to you by the court.

Do you understand your rights

since I had read them?

Normally, I only date really pretty chicks.

Like girls on BET, models.

- Those aren't models.

Even though you're not hot like that,

It's real cool to conversate

with someone so smart.

It's 'converse', actually.

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Too bad I'm so ugly, right?

You're not that bad.

You ever thought abut

getting your breast done?

I used to strip,

like yeah.

They used to call me the 'Brown Hornet'.

I had a stinger and everything.

It was crazy. Yeah.

Then I changed my name to 'Black Thor'.

Got to take my special powers

to pick up this hammer.

I got a latex allergy,

so I never use condoms.

But everybody I slept with,

they looked cool.

You know what I'm saying.

They...

Does it look that I got something?

I also run a small key ministry.

It's about 13 kids.

12 of them are mine.

I just found out.

You know I'm not all the way paid up

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