With Honors Page #17

Synopsis: Monty is a student, and when his computer crashes, he's left with only a single paper copy of his thesis. Frightened of losing it, he immediately rushes out to photocopy it, only to stumble and drop it down a grate. Searching the basement of the building, he discovers that it has been found by Simon, a squatter. Simon makes a deal with Monty: for every day's accomodation and food that Monty gives him, he will give a page of the thesis in return.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Alek Keshishian
Production: Warner Home Video
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
PG-13
Year:
1994
101 min
2,104 Views


''The smallest the same

and the largest the same....

''I depart as air

''I shake my white locks

at the runaway sun

''I effuse my flesh in eddies

and drift it in lacy jags.

''I bequeath myself to the dirt

to grow from the grass I love

''If you want me again

look for me under your boot soles.

''You will hardly know who I am

or what I mean

''But I shall be good health to you

nevertheless

''And filter and fiber your blood.

''Failing to fetch me at first

keep encouraged

''Missing me one place search another

''I stop somewhere waiting for you.''

Oh, God!

Simon wrote his own obituary...

...and he asked me to read it.

''Simon B. Wilder bit it on Wednesday.

''He saw the world out of the porthole

of a leaky freighter...

''...was a collector of memories...

''...and interrupted a lecture at Harvard.

''In 50 years on Earth,

he did only one thing he regretted.

''He's survived by his family!

''Jeff Hawkes...

''...who always remembers to flush.

''Everett Calloway,

who knows how to use words.

''Courtney Blumenthal...

''...who is strong...

''...and also knows how to love.

''And Montgomery Kessler...

''...who will graduate life with honor...

''...and without regret.''

Mr. Kessler.

A thesis advisor, I have always presumed,

is supposed to give advice.

Especially on the idea of the thesis.

I'm sorry, sir. I meant you no disrespect.

But I changed it because I had to write

about something I really believed in.

Your new idea is...

Naive is a kind word!

Foolishly optimistic might be

more the truth.

Are you withdrawing as my advisor.

No, I'm not withdrawing my endorsement.

I don't agree with what your brain

has produced but I...

...I admire its independence.

Not many people agree

with my ideas either.

I do regret that, because of your lateness...

...you have no chance

to graduate with honors.

Thank you, sir, for being a true mentor.

Good luck, Monty.

Sherry Kendrigan, Economics.

Anastasia Kinnsman, magna cum laude,

Romance Languages.

Christine Kerwein, magna cum laude,

English.

Montgomery Kessler, Government.

Robert Keiswetter, summa cum laude,

Economics.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...the class of 1994!

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William Mastrosimone

William Mastrosimone (born August 19, 1947) is an American playwright and screenwriter from Trenton, New Jersey. He attended high school at The Pennington School and received a graduate degree in playwrighting from Mason Gross School of the Arts, a part of Rutgers University. His plays include The Woolgatherer, Extremities, Shivaree, and Cat's Paw. He also wrote Bang Bang You're Dead, which was once able to be downloaded from the Internet and performed by students for free. Other plays include The Afghan Women and Nanawatai, upon which the film The Beast is based. Two recent plays are Sleepwalk, a story again focusing on the traumas of modern teenage life, and "Dirty Business", a play about a party girl caught between the mafia and the newly elected President of the United States. Mastrosimone's first play was The Woolgatherer which premiered at Rutgers Theatre Company in New Jersey of 1979.His screenwriting credits include, With Honors, Into the West and the adaptation of his play Extremities. He won 2 Daytime Emmy Awards for Bang, Bang You're Dead and was nominated for a Prime Time Emmy for Into the West and The Burning Season. His play "Bang Bang You're Dead" is being toured by 'Playground Theatre Project' with students from Actor's Playground School of Theatre (in NJ), directed by Ralph Colombino, based in the Tri-State Area. This company goes to middle schools, high schools, and universities to prevent violence. more…

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