Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose Page #4

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with you two fun killers?

You can always go back to the YWCA.

Shut up!

Okay, one more time

because I love a good bullshit story.

My god, I am no bulshitting you.

I got a call from my agency

for a date at that hotel,

some guy named Jamal.

He paid for the room.

He wanted sex with a

little bit of rough stuff.

He's in the middle of strangling

me, and he started bleeding

all over the place and turned

into Linda f***ing Blair.

And?

And that's it.

And then your boyfriend here

came in and arrested me.

And here we all are, happily ever other,

and can I please f***ing go now.

The chances of you

walking out of here tonight

are approximately zero.

You're gonna be charged with

murder unless you can come up

with a better story, and I

know you can't afford bail.

My god.

I booked a gig on It's

Always Sunny for next week.

Why in the world would I kill some rando

just as my career is taking off?

That's a great question,

and I look forward to hearing your answer.

Let's go.

I'm gonna take you into booking.

Have fun.

You guys are worse than my manager.

Jesus.

Hardly!

Sh*t!

Damn it, Spanner!

Don't sneak up on me like that.

You're lucky my gun wasn't unholstered.

And why is that?

Because you'd be dead by now.

I tried that once.

It just isn't my style.

God, I hate a warlock

with a sense of humor.

I heard you got a problem

and you needed my expertise.

Good news travels fast, I see.

Yes.

Take a look at these.

Died underneath a prostitute.

Not a bad way to go if

you don't count the part

where he bled out through his eyeballs.

Looks like a

dark forces kill to me.

Kind of a showy way to off someone.

I mean high traffic area,

and it's not exactly a secret

that cops bust hookers

there a dozen times a day.

My guess is that they

wanted the body discovered.

Do you think somebody's

trying to send a signal?

Absolutely.

Well, well, well,

if it's not mister sunshine and rainbows.

Detective.

How are your spider senses

now with your dead dear John?

My guess is that he committed

a heretical act against the coven.

Heretical act as in?

As in he really pissed them off.

And as we begin to align ourselves,

stacking our chakras from crown to root,

we begin to align

ourselves with white magic,

and the earth,

and Aradia.

And then we can truly become

a pure vessel for power and influence.

Now let's put our palms together

and bow.

Into the light and out of the darkness.

Into the light

and out of the darkness.

All right, great work today, guys.

Great things are on the horizon.

Now remember to keep on

practicing in between classes.

And I will see you all

again next Thursday.

Make sure to check with Tara

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