"Troy is getting a bag out off the table"

Troy:
We need to discuss our vacation plans!

Danny :
Yeah we do, I'm right and your wrong !

Troy :
You little bastard !

Danny:
Hey !

Troy :
Look I Promised my mom I was going to see my mom .

Danny :
What about my mom?

Troy:
What about her ? ,

She ain't important to this situation, she isn't relevant in this situation!

Danny :
Now thats my momma !

Troy:
So?

Danny :
She is very important to me !

Troy:
Look she is just gonna cause drama

like she been doing !

Danny:
Wait my momma isn't and hasn't been causing drama !

Troy:
Look I just want to see my mom !

Danny:
Well I want my momma !

Troy:
Yeah you going to want her you little bitch!

(Theme Music )

Danny :
Don't you have any soul ?

Troy :
It died like your relationship with your mom !

Danny :
Now Come on you have to be more understanding.

Troy :
No .

Danny :
Look my momma is important and I can have my say too .

Troy :
Now you just going to be single and lonely.

Danny:
Baby I really want to see my mom .

Troy :
Fine !

( Troy storms off )

Danny :
Baby , Baby come back .

( Hattie is decorating her Christmas tree at the dinner eves dropping on people's conversations )

Drew :
Why can't they just wear the jackets ?

Sam:
Because they don't deserve jackets !

Drew :
They are little kids !

Sam :
They just gonna have to freeze .

Drew :
How about you freeze with them you little bitch ass reindeer!

Floyd :
Burn !

Drew :
Wow , We ordered 20 minutes ago .

Floyd :
So !

Sam :
Hey my lady wants to eat !

(Sam Gives Drew a kiss on the forehead)

Sam :
So give her food !

Drew :
Its ok .

Sam :
No !

( Drew gives sam a no you didn't stare )

Sam :
But it is

( Hattie gets up and slaps Sam at the back of the head )

Hattie:
Shut yo bitch ass up !

Drew :
Sam are you ok !

Sam:
Yeah girl !

Drew :
Ok boy

( Danny walks in the dinner looking upset )

Hattie :
Whats wrong

Danny :
Life is so pitiful to me

Sam :
Your just a pity to life

Hattie :
Your ass about to be a pitty if you speak to my grandson like that again

Danny :
I just feel like i have no say

Hattie :
So Troy is treating you like a bitch

Danny :
No

Hattie :
It sounds like that to me

Danny :
Well its not we just want to go to different places for the holidays

Hattie:
Where do you wanna go

Danny :
My momma

Hattie :
Now thats so damn sad

Danny:
How

Hattie :
your wife wanna spend time with you and you wanna hang out with your momma , your momma didn't raise you like that .

Sam :
Well

Drew:
Sam

Hattie :
spend the holidays with your wife

Danny :
Your right

Floyd :
Yeah and get it in

Hattie :
Ew popsicle popsicle popsicle

Floyd :
Spank dat ass , dat ass

Hattie:
Twerk for me daddy , I said Twerk for me daddy .

Danny :
Ok Ok

Drew :
yeah don't finish that , thats just nasty

Danny :
Well it was nice to see you guys

Sam :
ok

Danny :
guys aren't y'all going to ask me about troy

Drew :
if you don't go home to your wife

Hattie :
don't get snapped danny

Danny :
Ok

(Danny exits )

Drew :
I think I'm getting tired

Sam :
I think I I'll take you home

Drew :
oh no i got it

Sam:
are you sure

Drew :
yes I'll just pick you up when you really are done with this place .

Sam :
You can tell

Drew :
Bye Baby

Sam :
Bye my Beutiful princess

( Drew kisses sam goodbye)

Floyd :
Y'all really like each other yeah

Sam :
I don't know

Floyd :
Ok

(Back at the apartment)

Troy and danny are kissing

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