Winnie the Pooh Page #5

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- In fact, it practically stampedes!

- [chalk screeches]

- In fact, it practically stampedes!

- [chalk screeches]

- [both groan]

- [whimpering]

He sounds scary already.

It's a giant creature with a tail

Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale

- [growls]

- Oh, dear!

[Owl] Its hide is like a shaggy rug

Its face a surly, ugly mug

With two sharp horns atop its head

Between a mop of hair that's red

And in its nose a ring of gold

It smells of monkey's feet and mould

- [monkey shrieks]

- Its toes are black, its fur is blue

I swear that all I tell you

is not made up

- The Backson

- The Backson?

- The Backson

- The Backson?

Oh, no!

But, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Hmm, what does a Backson do?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking,

I'm thinking, I'm thinking

And now I will tell you

They sneak into your library

and scribble in all your books

The Backson, the Backson

We don't like the Backson

When decorating your Christmas tree

they tangle up all the hooks

[all] The Backson, the Backson

We're afraid of the Backson

They spoil the milk

They stop all the clocks

They use their horns

to put holes in your socks

The Backson's the one

who's been putting holes in our socks

Tell us more about what Backsons do

- Yes, more about what Backsons do

- More about what Backsons do?

Why don't we hear

some thoughts from you?

[Tigger] Maybe they make you

sleep too late

[Owl] Yes, yes

That's good, that's great

I bet they're the reason

my tail is gone

[Owl] You're on a roll

Go on, go on

[Rabbit] They muddy up your tidy house

They make you feel as small as a mouse

- They break your crayons

- They spill your tea

[Kanga] They wake up babies

at one and three

They made me catch the cold I caught

[Pooh] They made me lose

my train of thought

- [Tigger] They swipe your stripes

- They clog your pipes

- [Rabbit] They dig up your garden

- They won't beg your pardon

- [Pooh] They eat your snacks

- They won't relax

- [Rabbit] They chip your tooth

- [Kanga] They steal your youth

[Owl] And now you know

the horrible truth

[all] The Backson, the Backson

The Backson, the Backson

Oh, no

- Oh, yes

- [all] Huh?

I know exactly what to do

We'll find things Backsons

are partial to

- Like books

- And dishes

- And socks

- And toys

Yes,

everything that a Backson destroys

Then we'll dig an enormous pit

and make the items lead to it

He'll fall in and we'll get our friend

And this horrible nightmare

can come to an end

- The Backson

- The Backson

- The Backson

- The Backson

Go home and search your closets

Bring everything that you can

The Backson, the Backson

We're gonna catch the Backson

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