Wings: Sky Force Heroes Page #4

Flyboys for life!

Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!

Okay, am-1, you're up!

(GRUNTS)

- Hey!

- Aooooowhee!

- Hey wait!

- You forgot something!

- Aw, don't take it so hard.

- Great. Just great.

It's only your job...

which you no longer have!

(BUZZES)

Okay well,

no more Mr. Mailman.

Whatever.

Okay, moving on.

Advertising.

What do you say, kid,

we let our freak flags fly?

Yeah... What?

FRED:
Ace,

you got the sign upside down!

(BUZZES)

- Oh well.

- Okay, let's see, multilevel marketing,

Babysitter... Who wants

to sit on a bunch of babies?

What else is there?

Anything fun?

Why would they pay us

to sit on a baby?

Oh hey, crop dusters.

You in?

Sounds awesome.

There's nothing like farm life.

- You know, getting up when the sun rises...

- Hmm?

...going to sleep when

the sun goes down,

Not watching TV or knowing

what goes on in the world.

- That's gotta be...

- All I wanna know is

- Is you gonna work hard or hardly work?

- Hey... Hey hey.

FRED:
Uh, hardly work.

I mean work hard?

I mean what you said.

I mean the first one.

- You tiresome, boy.

- Just don't poke me again please.

Whoo-Hoo!

Hey, this is actually a lot of fun!

Oh, look at Aceman,

dropping some dust!

Yeah ha!

Whoo-Hoo!

(CHOKING)

Ace, no!

- (ROBOTS CHOKING)

- Sorry, my bad!

- City-Slicker wheel jockeys!

- I can understand why you're upset, but...

- You fired!

- (GROANS)

(BUZZES)

Okay, so apparently getting

a job is not our thing.

- So why don't we go back to sky f... Mmmm.

- Don't you say it!

Okay, let me spin my wheels a little more.

Used-Car salesman,

Celebrity chef, anonymous chef.

Oh, here's an excellent opportunity...

We can work in a coal mine.

Oh yeah, the mine!

That's where all the tough planes work.

A couple of guys like us,

we'll fit right in.

Mmm-Hmm. You remember

the story about the bird

Who used to work in a mine

and was coughing all the time?

I forget what kind of bird,

but he was like,

"I don't like working in a mine

because it's a horrible idea!"

Just relax.

It'll be fine.

I'm so over this job.

- Yeah, I tried everything to get fired.

- ACE:
Huh?

- Back to work! I'm so angry.

- Here's our manager boss man.

- If you wanna just wait here for a second...

- What do we have here?

A couple of rookies, huh?

Welcome aboard.

You're just gonna love it here.

All you've gotta do is

put in 150 hours each week

And you're free to do whatever you want.

Ha ha ha.

Take in a roboball game. Some planes

even like to go to group therapy.

- What do you mean rookies?

- Rookie?

Fresh off the runway,

greenhorn, wet behind the ears...

Call it what you want. You have two

weeks to prove yourselves, rookies.

Okay, what do we do?

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