Win It All Page #3

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for you.

That's a loser's attitude.

Every story you ever told me,

from the day I've met you,

has been about how you were here

and then you ended up here.

Because you're my sponsor.

Am I gonna just tell you

my glory stories?

Most of 'em are winning stories.

- Who's your... Who's your sponsor?

- You.

Me?

No, I'm not. No.

- Yeah, you are.

- I'm not your sponsor,

because you haven't been

to a meeting in six months.

There's a system in place,

and that program's supposed to work

a particular way.

Let me tell you who I am.

I'm gonna tell you.

I'm a guy who you invite to diners.

And then you spout your bullshit

about what you're gonna do.

You hope I accept it, so you don't

feel guilty about your behavior.

My sponsor.

Is that what you got from the program?

You got that that's...

What I just said...

You characterize that as a sponsor?

I just wanna take $500 out of the bag,

and I wanna gamble with it.

And then as soon as I win anything,

I put the original $500 back in the bag,

and I put the bag away.

You're a loser. You've never won.

You lose, lose, lose.

- USDA prime-rib f***ing loser!

- No, I'm not.

That's the cut of you. It's cut...

It's a six-ounce filet of loser.

- You're not gonna win money!

- I might.

- There's no...

- If I pay it back,

which is $500, which is doable,

what's the problem?

If you take $500,

you're gonna take $500 more.

- No, I'm not. My line is...

- You absolutely are.

No, my line is $500.

I don't touch it after that.

Ninety percent of what you've said

since we've sat down is asinine!

Gene, it's an opportunity.

It's an opportunity that I've never had.

I've never had this kind of financial nut.

The opportunity that you have now is

to leave the bag in the closet,

do f***ing nothing,

and then get paid money,

no risk, at the end.

Do you see that?

- Do you see that?

- Yeah, I'm really glad I called.

- I'm not gonna touch the money.

- You're not gonna touch the money?

Thank you.

I'm not gonna touch the money.

- Awesome.

- I'm done. Thank you. I needed this.

Thank you.

[grunting]

[indistinct chatter]

All right. I see. I see.

[all laughing]

Twenty-one! Good boy, man!

[laughing]

Nine.

[all] Oh!

- Whoo!

- [all laughing]

- I'll take a beer. I don't care which one.

- [bartender] You got it.

[laughs]

Whoa!

[indistinct chatter]

Oh!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I told you! I f***...

[grunting]

[Eddie] Keep all that for you.

Keep it close.

I'm coming right back for more, okay?

- You got it.

- Thank you, Paul.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[overlapping chatter]

[all chanting] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Yes, sir!

[Eddie] Drink up! We're drinking all night.

- Everything's on me.

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