Willow Creek Page #2

Mecca to the Bigfoot Community.

Oh, yeah.

That's it?

Yeah, that's it.

All right.

Oh, check it out.

Home of the Bigfoot Burger.

And ammunition.

Can't say I've ever dined

in a place with both.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Well, you know, they

hold a gun to your face

if you don't order

the Bigfoot Burger.

Oh, God.

I love the, uh, the,

uh, artwork here.

- It looks like Bigfoot...

- Oh, yeah.

...he really likes his

doughnuts and coffee.

Is he toasting doughnuts?

Could be bagels.

Oh, and there's the other one.

- Look, it's like us.

- Yeah.

There I am bringing you flowers

and there you are making

doughnuts and coffee.

Making breakfast and there

you are prancing over,

giving me my flowers for the day.

That's awesome.

That girl seems pretty

happy to be missing.

Who is that?

I should take a picture of you,

of what you would look

like if you went missing.

So that if you ever

go missing, I can...

I can show what you would

actually look like.

OK.

We'll dirty you up.

Give me your missing, give

me your missing photo face.

- No, I don't think that's your...

- No?

No.

How about this? Um...

That's pretty good.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

But I do feel like they all smile.

Yeah.

Maybe you would be happy if missing.

Why would you be happy

to be missing, babe?

I don't know.

See that?

So, lets see the Bigfoot Burger.

Oh, check it out.

Oh my God.

Whoa. Yeah.

It even has the toe marks.

Look at that.

Do you think this is,

um, real Bigfoot meat?

- No, honey.

- No?

- This is just a Bigfoot Burger.

- Oh.

It could be real Bigfoot meat.

You know what would be really funny?

- Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm.

- Is if, um, his...

Yeah? Please, finish your thought.

I was going to say that

it's a good thing,

um, his feet are his most

prominent attribute.

Or else, we could be eating

really big weeners right now.

- That's a whole other restaurant, honey.

- Hmm-hmm.

- I'll take you there...

- Mmm.

...some other time.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm.

- How is it?

- Wow, this...

It's actually really good.

- It's pretty sweet.

- Hmm-hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

- Well, look at this, babe.

- Oh, yeah.

What is that?

What?

Wow.

It's a Bigfoot mural.

Is that a van Gogh or

what do you think it is?

Yeah.

He's pushing a wheelbarrow

and hoeing a garden.

And, very, he seems clinically..

- depressed actually.

- Yeah.

"Bigfoot sad.

Bigfoot no want to work in garden."

Why are they forcing him

to do all this work?

I don't know. What the f*** is this?

Like, they got him as a

day laborer or something.

"Bigfoot help you put

up house for berries."

I would avoid man, too,

if I had to do all of this sh*t.

Yeah, no sh*t.

Maybe he just doesn't want to work,

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